幽默
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并不遥远的往昔遗物
愿上帝怜悯我们千禧一代的灵魂。
Relics of the Not So Distant Past
May God have mercy on our millennial souls.
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如果人们谈论其他技术的方式像谈论人工智能一样
别担心——我们有世界上最杰出的科学家在努力确保Cuisinart搅拌机不会出于自身利益而杀死我们所有人。
If People Talked About Other Technologies the Way They Talk About A.I.
Don’t worry—we have the most brilliant scientists in the world working to make sure it’s not in the Cuisinart mixer’s best interest to kill us all.
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来自新唐纳德化世界的地名
太阳从未在庸俗帝国落下。
Place-Names from a Newly Donny-fied World
The sun never sets on the Vulgarian Empire.
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布兰迪（一个好女孩）在伴侣治疗中
“布兰迪，”费尔德曼博士小心翼翼地说，“当他说大海是他的情人时，你听到了什么？”
Brandy (a Fine Girl) in Couples Therapy
“Brandy,” Dr. Feldman says, carefully, “when he says that the sea is his lady, what do you hear?”
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睡姿透露你的性格
你习惯用全身重量压住睡伴，而这份重量突然完全转移到你搭在他们身上的那条腿或胳膊上。
Your Personality, According to Your Sleeping Position
You have a penchant for pinning your partner beneath your full weight, which has suddenly shifted entirely into the leg or arm you’ve draped across their body.
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母亲节礼物：说声“对不起，我青春期时对你做的一切”
一支豪华蜡烛可能无法弥补因荷尔蒙剧烈波动带来的多年折磨，但值得一试！
Mother’s Day Gifts That Say, “Sorry for Everything I Did to You as a Teen”
A luxurious candle probably can’t undo years of terrorization brought on by massive hormonal swings, but it’s worth a try!
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杨安泽加入漫画配文大赛
这位政治家尝试为《纽约客》漫画配文。
Andrew Yang Enters the Caption Contest
The politician tries his hand at captioning New Yorker cartoons.
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丹尼·德维托加入漫画配文大赛
这位演员、制片人兼导演尝试为《纽约客》漫画配文。
Danny DeVito Enters the Caption Contest
The actor, producer, and director tries his hand at captioning New Yorker cartoons.
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芝麻街加入漫画配文大赛
艾摩、大鸟、甜饼怪和艾比·卡达比尝试为《纽约客》漫画配文。
Sesame Street Enters the Caption Contest
Elmo, Big Bird, Cookie Monster, and Abby Cadabby try their hand at captioning New Yorker cartoons.
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尝试男孩们加入漫画配文大赛
网络红人、《搞砸的隐藏力量》合著者尝试为《纽约客》漫画配文。
The Try Guys Enter the Caption Contest
The internet sensations and co-authors of “The Hidden Power of F*cking Up” try their hand at captioning New Yorker cartoons.
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库梅尔·南贾尼和戴夫·巴蒂斯塔加入漫画配文大赛
《搭车人》的两位主演尝试为《纽约客》漫画撰写配文。
Kumail Nanjiani and Dave Bautista Enter the Caption Contest
The “Stuber” stars try their hand at captioning New Yorker cartoons.
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佐伊·索尔达娜与扎克·加利凡纳基斯加入漫画配文大赛
《遗失的环节》主演尝试为《纽约客》漫画配文。
Zoe Saldaña and Zach Galifianakis Enter the Caption Contest
The “Missing Link” stars try their hand at captioning New Yorker cartoons.
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卡拉莫·布朗、安东尼·波罗夫斯基和鲍比·伯克加入漫画配文大赛
《粉雄救兵》的几位成员尝试为《纽约客》漫画撰写配文。
Karamo Brown, Antoni Porowski, and Bobby Berk Enter the Caption Contest
“Queer Eye” cast members try their hand at captioning New Yorker cartoons.
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亚当·康诺弗加入漫画配文大赛
这位演员兼作家尝试为《纽约客》漫画配文。
Adam Conover Enters the Caption Contest
The actor and writer tries his hand at captioning New Yorker cartoons.
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威尔·法瑞尔与约翰·C·赖利加入漫画配文大赛
两位演员尝试为《纽约客》漫画配文。
Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly Enter the Caption Contest
The actors try their hand at captioning New Yorker cartoons.
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乔恩·哈姆加入漫画配文大赛
这位演员尝试为《纽约客》漫画撰写配文。
Jon Hamm Enters the Caption Contest
The actor tries his hand at captioning New Yorker cartoons.
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尼克·克罗尔加入漫画配文大赛
这位演员兼喜剧演员尝试为《纽约客》漫画撰写配文。
Nick Kroll Enters the Caption Contest
The actor and comedian tries his hand at captioning New Yorker cartoons.
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Rhett和Link参加漫画配文大赛
每日YouTube节目《早安神话》的主持人尝试为《纽约客》漫画配文。
Rhett and Link Enter the Caption Contest
The hosts of the daily YouTube show “Good Mythical Morning” try their hand at captioning New Yorker cartoons.
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吉姆·加菲根加入漫画配文大赛
这位演员兼喜剧演员尝试为《纽约客》漫画撰写配文。
Jim Gaffigan Enters the Caption Contest
The actor and comedian tries his hand at captioning New Yorker cartoons.
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爱丽丝·卡斯诺夫加入漫画配文大赛
一位神童尝试为《纽约客》漫画撰写配文。
Alice Kassnove Enters the Caption Contest
A child prodigy tries her hand at captioning New Yorker cartoons.
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尼克·奥弗曼参加漫画配文大赛
这位演员尝试为《纽约客》漫画配文。
Nick Offerman Enters the Caption Contest
The actor tries his hand at captioning New Yorker cartoons.
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比尔·哈德尔加入漫画配文大赛
这位喜剧演员兼演员尝试为《纽约客》漫画撰写配文。
Bill Hader Enters the Caption Contest
The comedian and actor tries his hand at captioning New Yorker cartoons.
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亚当·斯科特加入漫画配文大赛
这位演员尝试为《纽约客》漫画撰写配文。
Adam Scott Enters the Caption Contest
The actor tries his hand at captioning New Yorker cartoons.
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阿比·雅各布森和扎克·伍兹加入漫画配文大赛
这两位演员尝试为《纽约客》漫画撰写配文。
Abbi Jacobson and Zach Woods Enter the Caption Contest
The actors try their hand at captioning New Yorker cartoons.