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America!: Newly Declassified Secrets from the C.I.A.’s Ice-Cream Archives

美国！：中情局冰淇淋档案最新解密的秘密

ByAli Fitzgerald

August 12, 2026

Three men wearing softserveshaped hats.

Man surveilling person eating orange creamsicle.

Woman talking to sweaty man.

Two women eating frozen yogurt not noticing the alien invasion outside.

Polar bear lounging on the beach and smoking a cigarette.

Two children hypnotized by icecreamtruck melody.

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Originally published in The New Yorker · Read original