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Toons Have Seldom Been Loonier Than in “Coyote vs. Acme”

动画角色从未像《威利狼大战Acme》中这般疯狂
Dave Green’s film about Wile E. Coyote’s quest for compensation sounds a note of zany triumph, having escaped, Road Runner-like, Warner’s attempt to cancel it.
戴夫·格林这部讲述威利狼寻求赔偿的电影,奏响了一曲荒诞的胜利乐章——它像哔哔鸟一样,成功逃脱了华纳试图将其雪藏的命运。
Wile E. Coyote looking at a personal injury lawyer billboard
Illustration by Antony Huchette

In the 1952 “Looney Tunes” short “Operation: Rabbit,” Bugs Bunny encounters another member of the cartoon-critter pantheon. “Allow me to introduce myself,” the figure says, brandishing a business card. “My name is Wile E. Coyote, Genius.” It wasn’t quite the character’s first appearance—he’d made his début three years earlier, chasing the Road Runner, in “Fast and Furry-ous” (1949)—but it was the first time he’d been given a name and the gift of words (delivered by the voice actor Mel Blanc). The name would stick; the words would fade. Bugs, with his carrot-chomping patter, naturally brought out the character’s talkative side in their occasional matchups. But it was the Road Runner who swiftly became Wile E. Coyote’s nemesis, and they shared a commitment to muteness—“Beep-beep!” notwithstanding—that gave their hunter-and-hunted dynamic a primal undertow. They didn’t need dialogue to define them, especially since their chases played out to such an expressive soundtrack of crashes and booms—the music of a predator’s disastrously ill-advised attempts to capture his prey.

在1952年的“乐一通”短片《行动:兔子》中,兔八哥遇到了卡通动物万神殿中的另一位成员。“请允许我自我介绍,”那个身影说着,亮出一张名片。“我叫威利狼,天才。”这并非该角色的首次亮相——他早在三年前就已在《快与暴》(1949)中追逐哔哔鸟登场——但这是他第一次被赋予名字和语言能力(由配音演员梅尔·布兰克献声)。名字留了下来,台词却渐渐消失。兔八哥嚼着胡萝卜喋喋不休,自然在偶尔的对决中激发出威利狼健谈的一面。但真正迅速成为威利狼宿敌的是哔哔鸟,他们共同恪守沉默——“哔哔!”除外——这赋予了他们猎手与猎物之间的动态一种原始暗流。他们不需要对话来定义自己,尤其是他们的追逐戏在极具表现力的碰撞与爆炸配乐中展开——那是一个捕食者试图捕捉猎物时,种种灾难性失策之举的音乐。

One of the modest but telling charms of “Coyote vs. Acme,” a new feature-length comedy from the director Dave Green and the screenwriter Samy Burch, is that the eponymous canine never breaks his vow of silence—a nod to tradition that also serves a narrative purpose. In a story that draws loose inspiration from Ian Frazier’s brilliant humor piece “Coyote v. Acme,” which was published in this magazine in 1990, Wile E. Coyote needs someone who can speak on his behalf. He finds that someone in Kevin Avery (Will Forte), a bumbling personal-injury lawyer from Albuquerque, who reluctantly agrees to represent him in a lawsuit against the Acme Corporation, the manufacturer of the many, many products that his client has ordered by mail over the years to help catch the Road Runner, to worse than no avail. The movie’s early passages are an epic ode to buyer’s remorse, reminding us, with a mix of newly shot action scenes and excerpts from classic “Looney Tunes” shorts, that every one of the plaintiff’s Acme purchases—they include rocket-powered roller skates, electromagnetic gloves, tiny slingshots, enormous catapults, and anvils and explosives galore—has malfunctioned and backfired, with hilariously punishing results.

《威利狼大战Acme》是导演戴夫·格林与编剧萨米·伯奇合作的全新长篇喜剧,其朴素却意味深长的魅力之一在于,这位同名犬类角色始终未打破沉默誓言——既是对传统的致敬,也服务于叙事目的。故事松散地取材于伊恩·弗雷泽发表于本刊1990年的精彩幽默小品《威利狼诉Acme案》,威利狼需要有人替他发声。他在凯文·艾弗里(威尔·福特饰)身上找到了这个人——一位来自阿尔伯克基的笨拙人身伤害律师,不情愿地同意代表他起诉Acme公司。多年来,他的当事人通过邮购订购了这家公司制造的许许多多产品,用来帮助捕捉哔哔鸟,结果比毫无用处更糟。影片开篇段落是一首关于买家懊悔的史诗颂歌,以新拍摄的动作场景与经典“乐一通”短片片段交织的方式提醒我们,原告购买的每一件Acme产品——包括火箭动力旱冰鞋、电磁手套、微型弹弓、巨型投石机,以及数不清的铁砧和炸药——都发生了故障并适得其反,带来了令人捧腹的惩罚性后果。

For all that, Kevin—whose law practice is named for the Warner Bros. animation legends Tex Avery, Chuck Jones, and Michael Maltese—doesn’t think his client, whom he addresses as Wile E., has much of a case. Especially against a mega-conglomerate like Acme, which is variably described as “the biggest corporation in the world” and “a family-values company that values its family . . . of companies.” Kevin, hapless and lazy, is no match for Acme’s army of super-slick lawyers, who are led by Buddy Crane, a heavyweight in every sense; he’s played, with beefy swagger, by the actor and former professional wrestler John Cena. But Kevin is fortunate to have an ambitious intern, Paige (Lana Condor)—she’s also his niece—who takes one look at Wile E.’s sky-high pile of Acme junk and sees not just a damning mountain of evidence but also signs of a sinister conspiracy. The film, blending animation and live-action footage, takes the form of a detective story, following such precursors in this hybrid medium as “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” (1988) and “Looney Tunes: Back in Action” (2003). Truth be told, the plotting isn’t quite up to the strength of the premise, but the slight slackness of structure has the benefit of being able to accommodate an array of “Looney Tunes” characters in bit parts, with narrative priority for the birds: here’s Daffy Duck as a fount of mournfully deranged backstory, Tweety as a kind of diminutive double agent—a canary trap—and, most effectively, Foghorn Leghorn as a preening, menacing Acme overlord.

尽管如此,凯文——他的律所以华纳兄弟动画传奇人物特克斯·艾弗里、查克·琼斯和迈克尔·马尔蒂斯命名——并不认为他称呼为“威利狼”的这位当事人有多大胜算。尤其是面对像Acme这样的超级企业集团,它被不同场合描述为“世界上最大的公司”和“一家重视其企业大家庭的家庭价值观公司”。凯文倒霉又懒惰,根本不是Acme那群超级精明律师的对手,这群律师由巴迪·克莱恩领导,此人是全方位意义上的重量级人物;由演员兼前职业摔跤手约翰·塞纳以魁梧张扬的姿态出演。但凯文很幸运有一位雄心勃勃的实习生佩奇(拉娜·康多饰)——她也是他的侄女——她看了一眼威利狼堆积如山的Acme废品,看到的不仅是一座铁证如山的大山,还有一场邪恶阴谋的迹象。影片融合动画与真人实拍,采用侦探故事的形式,延续了这种混合媒介的先驱之作,如《谁陷害了兔子罗杰》(1988)和《乐一通:重返行动》(2003)。说实话,情节的编织未能完全撑起设定的力度,但结构上略显松散的好处在于,能够容纳众多“乐一通”角色客串出演,叙事优先权给了鸟类:达菲鸭是悲情疯癫背景故事的源泉,翠迪鸟是某种微型的双重间谍——一只金丝雀陷阱——而最出彩的是福格霍恩·来亨鸡,饰演一位趾高气扬、咄咄逼人的Acme霸主。

The revelations hinge, unsurprisingly, on a cruel double standard in the ways humans and toons are treated. In a richer version of the story, the dubious codes and customs of this animation-apartheid society might themselves have become a compelling source of mystery, the way they did in “Who Framed Roger Rabbit,” but no matter. It’s a relief to note what “Coyote vs. Acme” isn’t and a pleasure to celebrate what it is. It isn’t a flailing, content-regurgitating C.G.I. shit storm in the manner of “Space Jam: A New Legacy” (2021), one of the latest studio movies to attempt this kind of mashup, but, rather, a fleet, funny, often elegant throwback, made by artists with an obvious but not overweening reverence for the original “Looney Tunes” universe. (At one point, the filmmakers playfully sound a note of righteous contempt: Pepé Le Pew gets about a second of screen time, just so he can be cancelled as an odious sex pest.) The film has a gorgeous, crisply delineated surface; the hand-drawn lines of the animations both pop out from and mesh seamlessly with their live-action environments. The toon characters mine the intersection of those modes for inspired bursts of comic mayhem, whether in the various signs that Wile E. holds up to communicate or in the recurring spectacle of falling cartoon projectiles crashing into actual, physical property.

揭示的核心,不出所料,在于人类与动画角色所受待遇的残酷双重标准。在更丰富的故事版本中,这个动画种族隔离社会的可疑规则与习俗本身或许能成为引人入胜的谜团来源,就像《谁陷害了兔子罗杰》那样,但无妨。值得欣慰的是看清《威利狼大战Acme》不是什么,值得欣喜的是赞美它是什么。它不是《空中大灌篮:新传奇》(2021)那种胡乱堆砌、内容反刍的CGI灾难——那是最近尝试此类混搭的制片厂电影之一——而是一部轻快、有趣、时常优雅的复古之作,创作者对“乐一通”原始宇宙怀有显而易见但不过分自负的敬意。(有一处,电影人戏谑地表达了一种义正词严的鄙视:佩佩·勒皮尤只获得大约一秒钟的出场时间,就为了让他作为一个令人厌恶的性骚扰者被“取消”。)影片表面华丽而线条清晰;手绘动画的线条既从真人环境中跳脱出来,又与之无缝融合。动画角色在两种模式的交汇处挖掘出灵感迸发的喜剧混乱,无论是威利狼举起各种牌子进行交流,还是反复出现的卡通抛射物砸向真实物理财产的场景。

Forte has always had something of a cartoon-ready constitution, with his rubbery physicality and goofball charm. His performance here is all sheepish grins and Gumby limbs, jutting out of a tan suit that, juxtaposed with his scraggly dark hair, makes him almost a visual correlative to the brown and beige of Wile E. Coyote himself. Both characters are deeply acquainted with the stench of failure. The crucial difference is that Kevin has allowed it to define and crush him, whereas Wile E. sees it as a source of renewal—a kind of reverse Kryptonite. This lean, mean, yellow-eyed desert canine remains among the leading optimists of his era, and “Coyote vs. Acme” casts his back-to-the-drawing-board tirelessness, his single-minded pursuit of his obsession, in unabashedly heroic terms. More than once, the script references Sisyphus, one of the few characters in fiction who can rival its protagonist for bad luck with boulders. Even when he’s holed up in a fleabag motel in Albuquerque before and during the trial, Wile E. has no use for downtime. As industrious as ever, he spends night after night poring over blueprints and devising Rube Goldberg machines, including one to insure that Kevin, snoozing away next door, will be awake, dressed, and ready to go in the morning. Genius never sleeps.

福特一直具有某种卡通化的体质,有着橡胶般的肢体表现力和呆萌的魅力。他在这里的表演满是腼腆的傻笑和冈比式的四肢,从一套棕褐色西装中伸出来,与他蓬乱的深色头发并置,使他几乎成为威利狼本人棕米色调的视觉对应物。两个角色都与失败的恶臭有着深刻的交情。关键区别在于,凯文让失败定义并压垮了自己,而威利狼将其视为重生的源泉——一种反向氪石。这只精瘦、凶狠、黄眼睛的沙漠犬依然是他那个时代最伟大的乐观主义者之一,《威利狼大战Acme》将他回到绘图板前的不懈精神、他对执念的一心一意追求,塑造成了毫不掩饰的英雄主义。剧本不止一次提到西西弗斯,这是虚构作品中少数几个在巨石厄运方面能与主角匹敌的人物之一。即使在审判前后蜗居在阿尔伯克基一家破旧汽车旅馆里,威利狼也无暇消遣。他一如既往地勤奋,夜复一夜地钻研蓝图,设计鲁布·戈德堡式机械装置,其中一台是为了确保隔壁呼呼大睡的凯文早上能醒来、穿好衣服、准备出发。天才从不睡觉。

At the beginning of “Coyote vs. Acme,” we see a logo for Warner Animation Group, one of the film’s production companies, which is pointedly described onscreen as “a wholly owned subsidiary of the Acme Corporation.” Near the end of the closing credits, there’s a dedication “to everyone who posted, shared, held up signs, and spoke out when it counted. This film made it to the big screen because of you.” The target of these two bookending messages is the film’s original distributor, Warner Bros. Discovery, which abruptly shelved the movie in 2023, in exchange for a tax writeoff. It wasn’t the only occasion in recent years that the company, ridden with debt, had pulled the plug on its own product, squandering the time and talent of all involved; the never-completed movies “Batgirl” and “Scoob! Holiday Haunt” were fellow-victims. But “Coyote vs. Acme” was a finished work, and the looming probability that the film would never see the light of day provoked an industry-wide outcry. Three years later, “Coyote vs. Acme” is finally being released in theatres by another distributor, Ketchup Entertainment—a name that can only be properly honored, I’d suggest, by a trip to the Warner studio gates, with a basket of rotten tomatoes at the ready.

在《威利狼大战Acme》的开头,我们看到华纳动画集团的标志,这是本片的制作公司之一,屏幕上刻意将其描述为“Acme公司的全资子公司”。在片尾字幕接近尾声处,有一段献词:“献给所有在关键时刻发帖、分享、举牌、发声的人。这部电影能登上大银幕,是因为你们。”这两段首尾呼应的信息所指向的目标,是本片最初的发行方华纳兄弟探索公司,该公司在2023年突然搁置了这部电影,以换取税收冲销。这并非近年来这家负债累累的公司第一次对自己的产品拔掉插头,浪费所有参与者的时间与才华;未能完成的电影《蝙蝠女》和《史酷比!假日闹鬼》也是同样的受害者。但《威利狼大战Acme》是一部完成的作品,而这部电影可能永远无法见天日的迫近前景引发了全行业的抗议。三年后,《威利狼大战Acme》终于由另一家发行商Ketchup Entertainment在院线上映——我建议,要恰当地致敬这个名字,最好的方式就是去一趟华纳制片厂大门,手里备好一篮烂番茄。

“Coyote vs. Acme” may not be a great movie, but, as a story that pits a scrappy underdog against the forces of soulless corporate malevolence, it does come equipped with a pretty great metaphor for its own Hollywood misfortunes. The movie’s final showdown takes place at a U.S. Senate hearing, presided over by none other than Elmer Fudd. I couldn’t help but think of the congressional proceedings that have already happened, and of the federal trial that looms, as Paramount Skydance—the bloated, Trump-aligned Acme of the media landscape—seeks to devour what remains of Warner. It’s a merger that doesn’t bode well for movies, cartoons, or humans. Amid such real-world bleakness, the ending of “Coyote vs. Acme” manages an unexpected wallop: a quietly moving reaffirmation of the immortal bond between Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner, comic adversaries who turn out, beneath the fur and the feathers, to be kindred spirits. I was reminded, of all things, of Barbara Stanwyck in “The Lady Eve” (1941), one of the finest movies Paramount—indeed, Hollywood—ever produced, summing up her character’s love for Henry Fonda’s dopey dreamboat: “I need him like the axe needs the turkey.” But which is the axe, and which is the turkey? And does Acme carry either? ♦

《威利狼大战Acme》或许不是一部伟大的电影,但作为一个将顽强弱旅对抗冷酷企业恶势力的故事,它确实自带一个相当精彩的隐喻,对应着它自身在好莱坞的种种不幸。影片的最终对决发生在美国参议院听证会上,主持者不是别人,正是埃尔默·福德。我不禁想到那些已经发生的国会程序,以及迫在眉睫的联邦审判——派拉蒙天舞传媒,这个媒体版图中臃肿的、与特朗普结盟的Acme,正试图吞并华纳的剩余资产。这场合并对电影、动画和人类都不是好兆头。在如此现实世界的黯淡之中,《威利狼大战Acme》的结局却带来了意想不到的冲击力:对威利狼与哔哔鸟之间不朽纽带的安静而动人的重申——这对喜剧对手在皮毛与羽毛之下,原来是灵魂同类。我竟然想起了芭芭拉·斯坦威克在《淑女伊芙》(1941)中的话,那是派拉蒙——乃至整个好莱坞——出品的最优秀电影之一,她总结自己角色对亨利·方达饰演的呆萌梦中情人的爱:“我需要他,就像斧头需要火鸡。”但哪个是斧头,哪个是火鸡?Acme又是否两者都有售?♦

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