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The Man Who Green-Lighted Trump’s Ballroom

为特朗普舞厅开绿灯的人
Rodney Mims Cook, Jr., a Presidential sidekick from Atlanta and a triumphal-arch enthusiast, is just back from Russia, where he hung out with Putin and Steven Seagal.
小罗德尼·米姆斯·库克(Rodney Mims Cook, Jr.),这位来自亚特兰大的总统密友兼凯旋门爱好者,刚从俄罗斯回来。他在那边跟普京和史蒂文·西格尔(Steven Seagal)混了一阵。
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Illustration by João Fazenda

Rodney Mims Cook, Jr., chairman of the United States Commission of Fine Arts, old Atlantan, chum of King Charles, and unapologetic Russophile, recently gathered fifty guests inside a replica Roman triumphal arch, in downtown Atlanta, for an intimate performance by Mikhail Simonyan, a Russian violinist and a Deputy Minister of Culture. An hour before the show, Simonyan, who lives in Siberia, wandered into Cook’s office atop Millennium Gate Museum—the anomalous arch’s name. He walked by framed photographs of Cook with heads of state, looking for something to eat. “Is there any steaks around here?” he asked.

小罗德尼·米姆斯·库克,美国美术委员会主席、亚特兰大老牌世家子弟、查尔斯国王的好友,也是个毫不掩饰的亲俄派。最近,他在亚特兰大市中心一座仿罗马凯旋门里,召集了五十位宾客,欣赏俄罗斯小提琴家、文化部副部长米哈伊尔·西蒙尼扬(Mikhail Simonyan)的私人演出。开演前一小时,住在西伯利亚的西蒙尼扬晃进库克位于千年门博物馆(Millennium Gate Museum)——也就是那座突兀的拱门——楼上的办公室。他走过库克与各国元首的合影框,想找点吃的。“这附近有牛排吗?”他问。

Cook, a ruddy-faced seventy-year-old, whose reading glasses teetered on the tip of his nose, directed Simonyan, whom he called “one of the greatest talents in the world,” to the first floor. Cook built the arch two decades ago, when resurrecting classical architecture in America was an eccentric idea. Now it’s an official plan. Empowered by his friend Donald Trump (“I had shrimp with him on his desk a few weeks ago,” Cook dropped), he’s focussing on the nation’s capital: more arches and monuments, huger facilities. It was Cook’s commission that green-lighted the plan for a ninety-thousand-square-foot White House ballroom that one prominent architecture critic described, in the Times, as a “huge, dumb box.”

库克今年七十岁,面色红润,老花镜架在鼻尖摇摇欲坠。他称西蒙尼扬是“世界上最了不起的天才之一”,并指引他去了一楼。这座拱门是库克二十年前建的,那时在美国复兴古典建筑还是个古怪念头。如今,这成了一项官方计划。在他那位朋友唐纳德·特朗普的授权下(“几周前我还跟他一块儿在他办公桌上吃虾来着,”库克不经意地提了一句),他正把精力集中在首都:更多的拱门和纪念碑,更宏大的设施。正是库克领导的委员会,为白宫那座九万平方英尺的舞厅计划开了绿灯。一位著名建筑评论家在《纽约时报》上形容它是个“巨大的蠢盒子”。

“The White House has been insufficient since the Harrison Presidency,” Cook declared later, during a cocktail reception on his arch’s first floor. Among the attendees was a chronicler of Georgia’s waterfalls, two longtime members of Little Richard’s band, a retired Russian N.H.L. player, and a contingent from Atlanta’s country-club set. Cook went on, “Trump is fixing it, and I’m helping.” He added, “I assure you, you can paint things gold left and right, but you can also tone that down later. As long as the proportions are right—which they are—this man is going to leave us a legacy of such astonishing beauty!”

“白宫从哈里森总统那会儿起就不够用了,”库克稍后在拱门一楼的鸡尾酒招待会上宣称。来宾中有一位佐治亚州瀑布记录者、小理查德乐队的两位老成员、一位退役的俄罗斯冰球联盟球员,还有一帮亚特兰大乡村俱乐部的常客。库克接着说:“特朗普正在解决这个问题,我也在帮忙。”他又补了一句:“我向你保证,你可以到处刷金漆,但以后也能调低色调。只要比例是对的——现在比例就对——这个人会给我们留下一份美得惊人的遗产!”

Another thing Cook considers beautiful is classical Russian architecture. He built a large turreted dacha in North Atlanta, “in the Russian wooden vernacular,” he said. In June, he showed photographs of the place at the St. Petersburg International Economic Forum, a gathering known as Putin’s Davos, which he said he’d attended as, “essentially, the Minister of Culture for the United States.” During a Senate hearing, Secretary of State Marco Rubio said that he was “unaware” of an American delegation at the forum; none had attended in nearly a decade. Cook, however, insisted that “State pushed me to go. It was entirely designed around me.” His mission, he indicated, was soft diplomacy. He recalled a State Department official telling him,“Many guys in your position would say, ‘This is quite dangerous.’ ” The actor Steven Seagal, who has had Russian citizenship for ten years, attended, as did the far-right podcaster Candace Owens, although their seats weren’t as good as Cook’s. “My six State Department dudes had me first row direct center,” he said. He added, “I requested and received Coca-Cola—not sold there currently.” (Coca-Cola suspended business dealings with Russia in 2022, but the soda is imported through other countries.)

库克觉得美的,还有古典俄罗斯建筑。他在北亚特兰大建了一座带角楼的大宅子,“用的是俄罗斯传统木构风格,”他说。六月,他在圣彼得堡国际经济论坛——一个被称为普京的达沃斯的会议——上展示了这栋房子的照片。他说自己参加这个论坛,“基本上是以美国文化部长的身份”。在一次参议院听证会上,国务卿马可·卢比奥(Marco Rubio)表示,他“不知道”有美国代表团参加那个论坛;近十年来都没有美国人参加过。然而,库克坚称“国务院催着我去。整个行程就是围绕我设计的。”他暗示,他的任务是软外交。他回忆起一位国务院官员对他说:“很多在你这个位置的人会说,‘这相当危险。’”演员史蒂文·西格尔已经拿了十年俄罗斯国籍,也出席了论坛,极右翼播客主持人坎迪斯·欧文斯(Candace Owens)也去了,不过他们的座位都没库克的好。“我的六个国务院伙计把我安排在了第一排正中间,”他说。他还说:“我要了可口可乐,也拿到了——那边现在不卖这个。”(可口可乐公司2022年暂停了在俄罗斯的业务,但这种汽水会通过其他国家进口。)

At a filmed Q. & A., Cook rose to address Putin. “I appreciate all of the hospitality that has been afforded to me on my return to St. Petersburg,” he said. “I love this city, and I think you’re aware of that.”

在一场录了像的问答环节中,库克起身对普京说:“我很感激这次重返圣彼得堡所受到的所有款待。我爱这座城市,我想你也知道这一点。”

“Hooray, I also love St. Petersburg,” Putin, looking amused, responded, through a translator.

“好哇,我也爱圣彼得堡。”普京看起来被逗乐了,通过翻译回答道。

The State Department, Cook recalled, “was shocked but pleased” by his polite dialogue with the Russian leader, and also with the hockey puck he’d put on President Trump’s desk as a gesture of good will from Putin. (Cook obtained the puck himself, though he would not say from where.) Simonyan’s visit, Cook said, was a thank-you from Russia.

库克回忆说,国务院对他与这位俄罗斯领导人的礼貌对话“感到震惊但也很满意”,同样让他们满意的,还有他放在特朗普总统办公桌上的那个冰球,那是普京表达善意的礼物。(冰球是库克自己弄来的,但他不肯说是从哪儿弄的。)库克说,西蒙尼扬的这次来访,是俄罗斯的一种答谢。

The violinist still hadn’t got any steak when he began to perform in the ersatz arch. He opened with Brahms, followed by Tchaikovsky and Rachmaninoff, and ended with a tune generally credited to an eighteenth-century British Army surgeon intent on mocking Colonial Americans. Members of the audience laughed as they began to recognize the strains of “Yankee Doodle Dandy.”

当小提琴家在那座仿制的拱门里开始演奏时,他依然没吃到牛排。他以勃拉姆斯开场,接着是柴可夫斯基和拉赫玛尼诺夫,最后以一首通常被认为出自一位18世纪英国陆军军医之手的曲子收尾,那曲子意在嘲弄美洲殖民地居民。当听众们渐渐听出《扬基歌》的旋律时,都笑了起来。

“I wanted ‘The Devil Went Down to Georgia,’ ” a lone dissenter said later.

“我想听《魔鬼降临佐治亚》。”后来,一个孤独的反对者说道。

Cook was misty-eyed at the music. Back in his office, he told an intern to order pizzas. As he waited for dinner, Simonyan sat on a couch with Little Richard’s bandmates Shawn (Swift) Johnson and James (Big J) Nelson, who both kept their sunglasses on. They’d come to pitch Cook on building a statue of the deceased rock-and-roll legend, in Macon, Georgia. “Anything monument-related, he’s the guy,” Johnson said.

库克听音乐时眼眶湿润。回到办公室,他吩咐一个实习生去订披萨。等晚餐的时候,西蒙尼扬和小理查德乐队的队友肖恩(“斯威夫特”)·约翰逊(Shawn (Swift) Johnson)和詹姆斯(“大J”)·纳尔逊(James (Big J) Nelson)一起坐在沙发上,两人都戴着墨镜。他们是来向库克提议,在佐治亚州梅肯市为这位已故摇滚传奇建一座雕像的。“任何跟纪念碑有关的事,找他就对了,”约翰逊说。

As Cook made the rounds, pouring glasses of wine, Simonyan pitched Johnson and Nelson an idea of his own. “You know what we need?” he said. “A big peace concert at the residence of the American Ambassador. Then some stadiums in Siberia.”

库克在人群中穿梭,给大家倒酒,西蒙尼扬则向约翰逊和纳尔逊推销起他自己的一个主意。“你们知道我们需要什么吗?”他说,“在美国大使官邸办一场大型和平音乐会。然后去西伯利亚的几座体育场巡演。”

“I’ve never been to Russia,” Nelson said. “We’ll bring the whole band. It’ll be like Live Aid.” They considered who else might join them.

“我从没去过俄罗斯,”纳尔逊说。“我们会带上整个乐队。就像‘拯救生命’那样。”他们开始琢磨还有谁会加入。

“Steven Seagal can play guitar,” Simonyan said. “He’s actually pretty good.” ♦

“史蒂文·西格尔会弹吉他,”西蒙尼扬说。“他弹得还真不错。” ♦

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