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The Hell-Raising Rocker Who Conquered Country Radio

征服乡村电台的摇滚狂人
Koe Wetzel, who broke out with a song about driving drunk to Taco Bell, reintroduces himself on a new album, “The Night Champion.”
凭借一首醉酒驾车去塔可钟的歌曲走红的科·韦策尔(Koe Wetzel),在新专辑《暗夜之王》(The Night Champion)中重新介绍自己。
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About a decade ago, an aspiring rock star from Texas named Koe Wetzel had the mixed fortune of writing a song that stuck to him. The verses chronicled one of the most miserable nights of his life, which involved a handle of cheap vodka and an ill-advised food run in his pickup truck; it ended with him face down in a field, where he was arrested for public intoxication. In the refrain, a drunken question from that night was reborn as a surprisingly euphonious lyric, one that crowds now howl back at him at every show he plays: “Who is sober enough to drive me to Taco Bell?” Wetzel called the song “February 28, 2016,” after the text under his mug shot. It became a fan favorite, helping Wetzel and his band sell out increasingly large halls, especially but not only in Texas. And his fans began observing Koe Wetzel Day every year, sending him messages in early March to tell him about the hell they’d raised in his honor.

大约十年前,来自得克萨斯、一心想当摇滚明星的科·韦策尔,阴差阳错地写了一首甩不掉的歌。歌词记录了他人生中最糟糕的一个夜晚:一瓶廉价伏特加下肚,开着皮卡做了个不明智的觅食决定,最后脸朝下趴在一片野地里,因公共场所醉酒被捕。副歌部分,那晚一句醉醺醺的提问,竟化作一句出奇悦耳的歌词,如今每场演出,台下观众都会冲他嘶吼着唱回来:“谁还清醒能开车送我去塔可钟?”韦策尔用嫌犯照片上的日期,给这首歌取名为《2016年2月28日》。它成了乐迷的最爱,帮韦策尔和他的乐队卖光了越来越大的演出场馆,尤其是在得州,但也不限于得州。他的乐迷开始每年庆祝“科·韦策尔日”,三月初给他发消息,讲述他们为致敬他而折腾出的种种荒唐事。

“I fucking hate that song, dude,” Wetzel told me, sitting on his tour bus. “On a craft level, I like it. But what it represents—like, I’m not the same person anymore.” It was February 27th, the day before his holiday, and he had returned to his home town for a surprisingly wholesome celebration. Wetzel grew up in Pittsburg, in East Texas, where his father ran highway-construction crews, and this year a good chunk of the local population turned out to honor him. At a ceremony downtown, the mayor presented Wetzel with a key to the city and unveiled a mural depicting him in a cowboy hat, flanked by a guitar and his old high-school football jersey. “We’re doing this for tomorrow, for the uniqueness of February 28th,” the mayor said—a delicate way of acknowledging that the day of civic pride had been inspired by a night of debauchery. After the ceremony, Wetzel led a procession to Pittsburg Hot Links, a beloved sausage restaurant, trailed by high-school cheerleaders and a marching band. He held his baby daughter, Woods, who, he said, inspired him to avoid the kind of night that might require police intervention. “I’ve got responsibilities now,” he told me. “Back then, I didn’t have any.”

“我他妈恨死那首歌了,兄弟,”韦策尔坐在巡演大巴上对我说。“从创作层面讲,我喜欢它。但它所代表的东西——怎么说呢,我已经不是同一个人了。”那天是2月27日,他那个节日的前一天,他回到家乡,参加一场出奇温馨的庆祝活动。韦策尔在得州东部的匹兹堡长大,父亲在那里经营公路施工队。今年,当地一大票居民都出来向他致敬。在市中心的仪式上,市长赠予韦策尔一把城市钥匙,并为一幅壁画揭幕,画中的他头戴牛仔帽,身旁是一把吉他和他的高中旧橄榄球球衣。“我们是为明天而做这件事,为了2月28日这个独特的日子,”市长说——这是一种委婉的说法,承认这个市民荣耀日的灵感,其实来自一个放浪形骸的夜晚。仪式结束后,韦策尔带领一支队伍前往备受喜爱的香肠餐厅“匹兹堡热链”,身后跟着高中啦啦队和一支行进乐队。他抱着年幼的女儿伍兹(Woods),他说,正是女儿激励他避免再陷入那种可能需要警察介入的夜晚。“我现在有责任了,”他对我说。“那时候,我什么责任都没有。”

Wetzel’s personal evolution has accompanied a professional one. His group, which was originally called Koe Wetzel and the Konvicts, started out as a bar band, known for giving local audiences what they wanted, which was a mix of Texas country music and bare-bones rock and roll. He found ways to maintain this no-frills approach even as the stages got bigger. One of his songs is called “FGA,” which is an exhaustive list of the chords it requires: F, G, and A minor. Bar bands in Texas have been playing rowdy rock music for generations, but Wetzel’s brawny and sometimes bleak version of it reflected the influence of Nirvana and other grunge bands he loved as a kid. Often, he wrote songs about melancholy outlaws. “Forever” begins by introducing us to an antihero—“Well, I left town with a chip on my shoulder / Toting twenty-seven dollars’ worth of cheap cocaine”—but ends up more interested in the woman who tells him, in the chorus, “If you want, I can just stay with you forever.”

韦策尔个人的蜕变,伴随着他事业上的进化。他的乐队最初叫“科·韦策尔与重刑犯”(Koe Wetzel and the Konvicts),起步时是一支酒吧乐队,以给当地观众他们想要的东西而闻名,那就是得州乡村音乐和粗粝摇滚乐的混合体。即便舞台越来越大,他也能找到办法保持这种毫无花哨的风格。他有首歌叫《FGA》,歌名就是这首歌所需和弦的详尽清单:F、G和A小调。得州的酒吧乐队演奏喧闹的摇滚乐已有几代人的历史,但韦策尔那强悍、时而阴郁的版本,折射出他儿时热爱的涅槃乐队和其他垃圾摇滚乐队的影响。他经常写些关于忧郁法外之徒的歌。《永远》(Forever)开篇向我们介绍了一个反英雄——“嗯,我肩扛怨气离开了小镇/揣着价值二十七块的劣质可卡因”——但最终更感兴趣的,是副歌里那个告诉他“如果你愿意,我可以就这样永远陪着你”的女人。

As Wetzel’s audience grew, he signed to Columbia Records, and occasionally found himself booked to play festivals alongside country singers who were popular in a different way: they didn’t sell as many tickets as he did, but their songs were much better known. This is the power of country radio, and Wetzel began to wonder whether he, too, might find a way to harness it. He knew that fans back home might not like the change. “Whenever Texas artists make that jump to mainstream, it kind of deteriorates them a little bit in Texas,” he said. But he began travelling to Nashville, and eventually fell in with Gabe Simon, a songwriter and producer who is best known for his work with the folk-pop star Noah Kahan. Wetzel came to see collaborative songwriting as a way not to mute his point of view but to sharpen it. “High Road,” a scornful breakup song, was written with a team that included Simon and the pop songwriter Amy Allen, and featured a verse by the country-influenced pop singer Jessie Murph. It’s a rock ballad, but it was so popular online that label executives thought it could become a country hit, and Wetzel agreed to make a small but significant revision, recording a radio-friendly version in which “I don’t need a ticket to your shit show” became “I don’t need a ticket to your freak show.” This experiment worked better than anyone could have predicted: in late 2024, the song went to No. 1 on country radio and stayed there for five weeks; it was the most-played song on country radio in 2025.

随着韦策尔的听众群不断壮大,他签约了哥伦比亚唱片公司,偶尔会被安排和一些以不同方式走红的乡村歌手同台参加音乐节:他们卖出的票没他多,但他们的歌知名度要高得多。这就是乡村电台的力量,韦策尔开始琢磨,自己是否也能找到驾驭它的方法。他知道家乡的乐迷可能不喜欢这种改变。“每当得州艺人向主流转型,在得州本地多少会有点掉价,”他说。但他开始前往纳什维尔,最终与词曲作者兼制作人加布·西蒙(Gabe Simon)混熟了,西蒙最知名的作品是与民谣流行歌星诺亚·卡汉(Noah Kahan)的合作。韦策尔逐渐将合作写歌视为一种不是压抑、而是磨砺自己观点的方式。《高路》(High Road)是一首充满轻蔑的分手歌,由包括西蒙和流行歌曲作者艾米·艾伦(Amy Allen)在内的团队创作,并有一段受乡村乐影响的流行歌手杰西·墨菲(Jessie Murph)献唱的段落。这是一首摇滚情歌,但它在网上太火了,唱片公司高管认为它可以成为乡村热单,韦策尔同意做了一个微小但意义重大的修改,录制了一个适合电台播放的版本,把“我不需要门票去看你的烂戏”改成了“我不需要门票去看你的怪胎秀”。这次尝试的效果好得出乎所有人预料:2024年底,这首歌在乡村电台登顶榜首,并停留了五周;它是2025年乡村电台播放量最高的歌曲。

Wetzel’s new album, “The Night Champion,” is his chance to introduce himself to some new fans and maybe reintroduce himself to his old ones. It was mainly produced by Simon; he also helped write most of the songs, along with Carrie K, a Nashville songwriter, and Josh Serrato, Wetzel’s longtime guitarist and friend. “The Night Champion” is a recognizably country album, and Columbia Records is encouraging radio stations to play “Hurts Like You,” a country-rock song about a man who realizes he’d rather suffer a tumultuous relationship than suffer alone. The Nashville approach prioritizes clear story lines and catchy refrains. Wetzel sings, “Drag me through the dirt like you always do / I can take the pain if it hurts like you,” and the brisk tempo suggests that this might be a love story, after all. (As it happens, Wetzel announced his engagement to his longtime girlfriend this past April.) Fans who miss the old Koe might be somewhat mollified by “Nowhere Fast,” a snarling rock song that gives Wetzel a chance to hyperventilate into a harmonica and sing about being sick of just about everything: “Maybe try something new / Fuck a bitch with a face tattoo / Anything right now will do / ’Cause I’m bored straight outta my mind.” Perhaps Wetzel is already thinking about a radio-friendly alternate line. Make a friend with a face tattoo?

韦策尔的新专辑《暗夜之王》,是他向新乐迷介绍自己、或许也向老乐迷重新介绍自己的机会。专辑主要由西蒙制作;他还与纳什维尔词曲作者卡丽·K(Carrie K)以及韦策尔长期的吉他手兼好友乔什·塞拉托(Josh Serrato)共同创作了大部分歌曲。《暗夜之王》是一张辨识度很高的乡村专辑,哥伦比亚唱片公司正在推动电台播放《像你一样痛》(Hurts Like You),这是一首乡村摇滚歌曲,讲述一个男人意识到,他宁愿忍受一段动荡不安的关系,也不愿独自受苦。纳什维尔式的创作手法注重清晰的故事线和朗朗上口的副歌。韦策尔唱道:“像往常一样把我拖进泥里/如果痛起来像你一样,我就能承受这份痛楚”,轻快的节奏暗示这终究可能是个爱情故事。(巧的是,韦策尔今年四月刚刚宣布与相恋多年的女友订婚。)怀念老科风格的乐迷,或许能从《无处可去的狂奔》(Nowhere Fast)中得到些许安慰,这是一首咆哮的摇滚歌曲,让韦策尔有机会对着口琴猛烈换气,并唱出对几乎一切事物的厌倦:“也许该试试新玩意儿/跟个脸上有纹身的妞上床/现在做什么都行/因为我他妈无聊透顶。”也许韦策尔已经在琢磨一个适合电台播放的替代歌词了。交个脸上有纹身的朋友?

It is a good moment, apparently, for Texas rock and roll. One of the TikTok accounts celebrating Koe Day this year belonged to Dexter and the Moonrocks, a band from Throckmorton, west of Dallas, which has cited Wetzel as an influence and is responsible for perhaps the year’s most viral rock hit: a fuzzy, slow-motion song called “Freakin’ Out.” (The band has described its sound as “Western space grunge.”) Last month, Dexter and the Moonrocks released a song titled “12 Steps,” featuring another Texas act, Treaty Oak Revival, from Odessa, known for a strikingly pretty combination of loud guitars and twangy singing; the band spent part of 2024 as the opening act for Wetzel, who, at the age of thirty-three, is starting to seem like an elder statesman of this scene. He celebrated February 28th this year in Fort Worth, at Koe Wetzel’s Riot Room, a bar he owns. (There is also one in Houston.) It’s big, but not nearly big enough for the crowd that Wetzel draws, so he shut down the street and built a stage on it, and fans filled the block. “Ten years is a long time to be doing this shit,” he told them, with a smile. “Thank you for coming out to celebrate the night that I went to jail.” Wetzel told the audience that he had recently spoken with the police officer who’d arrested him that night, and that he’d turned out to be “a really great guy.” And then he headed offstage and downstairs to a private basement bar, where dozens of family members and friends seemed ready to celebrate with him for as long as he could keep the party going. ♦

眼下显然是得州摇滚乐的好时候。今年庆祝“科日”的TikTok账号中,有一个属于“德克斯特与月岩”(Dexter and the Moonrocks),这支来自达拉斯以西思罗克莫顿的乐队曾将韦策尔视为影响者,并创作了可能是今年最火爆的摇滚热歌:一首模糊、慢速的歌曲,叫《吓坏了》(Freakin' Out)。(乐队称自己的声音是“西部太空垃圾摇滚”。)上个月,“德克斯特与月岩”发布了一首名为《十二步》(12 Steps)的歌,邀请了另一支得州乐队“条约橡树复兴”(Treaty Oak Revival)合作,后者来自敖德萨,以响亮吉他与鼻音唱腔惊人悦耳的结合而闻名;这支乐队在2024年部分时间里担任韦策尔的开场嘉宾。三十三岁的韦策尔,正开始显得像是这个圈子的资深前辈。今年2月28日,他在沃斯堡自己开的酒吧“科·韦策尔的骚乱房间”(Koe Wetzel's Riot Room)庆祝了这个日子。(在休斯顿还有一家。)酒吧很大,但对韦策尔吸引来的人群来说,还远远不够大,于是他封闭了街道,在上面搭起舞台,乐迷挤满了整个街区。“干这行十年了,真是一段很长的时间,”他笑着对他们说。“谢谢你们出来庆祝我进局子的那个夜晚。”韦策尔告诉观众,他最近和那晚逮捕他的警察聊过,发现对方是“一个真的很好的人”。然后他走下舞台,来到楼下一个私密的地下酒吧,几十位家人和朋友似乎已准备好陪他庆祝,只要他还能让这场派对继续下去。 ♦

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