GAZER DAILY

Shouts & Murmurs

Runners Who Get on Your Nerves

让你心烦的跑者
By Teresa Burns Parkhurst
The Overprepared Underexerter is covered in hightech moisturewicking fabric and practically has I.V. fluids.
The LookHowHardI'mWorkingOutGuy sweating and going at a challenging pace.
The Random ExerciserPsychopath made his impulsive decision to go for a run either because he was suddenly sick of being...
The Super Elder kept fit and lived long.
The Unwashed can't get a couple of runs out of that shirt before you toss it in the hamper. It needs to go through the...
The Dog Abuser can't accept that her best friend doesn't share her enthusiasm for clean eating and going way too fast...
The Naturally Beautiful And Genuinely Happy chooses to go out in public with all that joy and robustness and make others...