Shouts & Murmurs

Place-Names from a Newly Donny-fied World

来自一个刚被唐尼化的世界的地名

ByJay Martel Bruce HandyIllustration byAli Fitzgerald

May 15, 2026

Ukrainian officials have suggested that the slice of the country’s Donbas region that Russia is still fighting for could be named “Donnyland.”

乌克兰官员曾提议，俄罗斯仍在争夺的该国顿巴斯地区的一部分，可被命名为“唐尼乐园”（Donnyland）。

—The Times.

Donald Trump as a mermaid sitting on a rock.

Monument of a hand holding a cheeseburger.

Lemur and chameleon wearing MAGA hats and speaking into microphones.

A commemorative plate depicting a silhouette of Trump wearing a crown.

Snow globe containing a bulldozer digging at dirt labelled Washington D.T.

NOT PICTURED: JorDon; Mar-a-Lagos; I Really Don’t Care, Do Uganda?; the Donube River; PennsylMelania; the New Jersey Pine Barrons; SuDon, Jr. ♦

未在图中显示：乔尔登（JorDon）；马阿拉歌庄园（Mar-a-Lagos）；我真不在乎，乌干达？（I Really Don’t Care, Do Uganda?）；多瑙河（Donube River）；宾夕法尼亚梅拉尼娅（PennsylMelania）；新泽西松林贫瘠地（New Jersey Pine Barrons）；小苏登（SuDon, Jr.）♦

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