Giveaway Dept.

Move Over, Aaron Judge—the Real Yankees M.V.P. Is George Costanza

让一让,阿隆·贾奇——洋基队真正的M.V.P.是乔治·科斯坦萨
After last year’s bobblehead-giveaway frenzy, the team is bringing Jason Alexander’s “Seinfeld” character back—this time, with a calzone.
去年摇头娃娃赠送活动引发狂热之后,球队今年再次请回杰森·亚历山大在《宋飞正传》中的角色——这一次,还带了一个烤馅饼。
Drawing of woman holding a George Costanza bobblehead figurine.
Illustration by João Fazenda

Debbie Tymon, the New York Yankees’ senior vice-president of marketing, has an office at the Stadium, situated behind home plate, with a window that overlooks the concourse where fans line up to get in on game days. She can thus witness the fruits of her labor when the line forms earlier than usual for such promotional events as Yankees Bucket Hat Night or Yankees Soccer Jersey Night, when the first clutch of fans—typically eighteen thousand of them—are handed freebies as they enter.

纽约洋基队市场营销高级副总裁黛比·泰蒙在球场有一间办公室,位于本垒板后方,窗外俯瞰着比赛日球迷排队入场的广场。因此,当洋基桶帽之夜或洋基足球衫之夜等促销活动让队伍比平时更早排起来时——通常最早入场的一万八千名球迷会在进场时领到赠品——她就能亲眼见证自己的劳动成果。

The gates might open at five for a seven-o’clock first pitch. “But, for the hottest items, they’ll start lining up at one in the afternoon, twelve-thirty even,” Tymon said the other day. The Stadium has four main entry gates, where the lines can overlap and even snake back toward the subway exits. This sounds like hell if you’re a baseball fan, but it’s heaven for Tymon, who is pleased to play a part in boosting attendance. “It really is gratifying,” she said.

七点开球,大门可能五点就开了。“但最抢手的东西,球迷下午一点就开始排队了,甚至十二点半就来。”泰蒙前几天说。球场有四个主要入口,队伍可能相互交叠,甚至一路蜿蜒回地铁出口。如果你是棒球迷,这听起来像地狱;但对泰蒙来说,这就是天堂,她乐意为提升上座率出一份力。“真的很有成就感。”她说。

Her workspace is cheerfully cluttered with Yankees memorabilia—pretty much what a twelve-year-old might fantasize a Yankees executive’s office to look like. On the desk sat what is likely this season’s most anticipated giveaway: a bobblehead likeness of George Costanza, the “Seinfeld” character played by Jason Alexander, which will be handed out at a game against the Houston Astros this month. Some of this summer’s giveaways have nothing to do with the Yankees—Hello Kitty and “KPop Demon Hunters” bobbleheads, for example. But not the Costanza bobblehead: the character worked for the Yankees across several seasons as “the assistant to the travelling secretary,” making this giveaway, now an annual event, the rare promotion with genuine synergy. Last year’s Costanza day was a sensation. As fans exited the Stadium, lurking entrepreneurs offered a hundred dollars for the figurines; today, sellers ask for as much as a thousand bucks on eBay.

她的工作空间堆满了洋基纪念品,欢快而杂乱——差不多就是一个十二岁孩子幻想中洋基高管办公室该有的样子。桌上放着很可能是本赛季最受期待的赠品:乔治·科斯坦萨的摇头娃娃,即杰森·亚历山大在《宋飞正传》中饰演的角色,将在本月对阵休斯顿太空人队的比赛中发放。今年夏天的一些赠品跟洋基毫无关系——比如凯蒂猫和“KPop恶魔猎手”摇头娃娃。但科斯坦萨摇头娃娃不一样:这个角色在好几季里为洋基队工作,担任“旅行秘书助理”,这让这项如今已成年度活动的赠品成为少有的真正具有协同效应的推广。去年的科斯坦萨日轰动一时。球迷离场时,潜伏在场外的黄牛出价一百美元收购这些玩偶;如今,卖家在eBay上要价高达一千美元。

This year’s Costanza bobblehead wears a Yankees jacket and holds a calzone—a tribute to the 1996 episode in which George’s employment becomes contingent on procuring daily eggplant calzones for the team’s real-life owner, the late George Steinbrenner. (The character is seen only from behind on the show and was voiced by the series’ co-creator Larry David.) At her desk, Tymon hoisted the pleasingly solid, seven-inch figurine, and pointed out the carefully painted bits of pepperoni and eggplant in the calzone. “Look at the quality!” she said. “Compare this”—she held up a chintzy-looking pin that another major-league team had given out to its fans—“to this”—the bobblehead.

今年的科斯坦萨摇头娃娃身穿洋基夹克,手拿一个烤馅饼——致敬1996年的那一集,剧中乔治的工作取决于能否每天为球队现实中的老板、已故的乔治·斯坦布伦纳弄到茄子烤馅饼。(这个角色在剧中只以背影出现,由该剧联合主创拉里·戴维配音。)泰蒙在办公桌前举起这个手感扎实、七英寸高的玩偶,指着烤馅饼里精心绘制的意大利辣香肠和茄子。“看看这做工!”她说。“把这个”——她举起另一个大联盟球队发给球迷的廉价别针——“跟这个比”——她指了指摇头娃娃。

Tymon is in her forty-second season with the Yankees, having begun her pin-striped tenure in the nineteen-eighties, as the director of group- and season-ticket sales. An elegant, slender woman, she was wearing a white dress with a chunky turquoise necklace and could have passed for a gallerist in Santa Fe or somewhere on the coast of Maine. She was joined by her colleague Craig Cartmell, the team’s senior associate director of marketing and promotions, who was dressed more predictably, in a Yankees polo shirt and jeans.

泰蒙在洋基队已经进入第四十二个赛季,她的细条纹生涯始于上世纪八十年代,当时担任团体票和季票销售总监。她身材苗条、气质优雅,穿着一件白色连衣裙,戴着一条粗大的绿松石项链,看起来像是圣达菲或缅因州海岸某处的画廊主。她的同事克雷格·卡特梅尔也在场,他是球队市场营销与推广高级副总监,穿着更符合预期——洋基Polo衫配牛仔裤。

Cartmell, who worked with the vender who made the Costanza bobblehead, explained the multistep process. First, a deal had to be struck with Warner Bros., which controls the rights to the show. Then Jason Alexander had to sign off on the concept. (Jerry Seinfeld, a prominent Mets fan, had no say in the matter, although Tymon said that he’s a fan of the bobbleheads.) Warner Bros. then worked with the manufacturer to design the head, assuming responsibility for the actor’s likeness, while the Yankees took charge of the body. It’s worth noting that the contours of the bobblehead’s bald spot map precisely onto Alexander’s in the calzone episode—again, attention to detail.

卡特梅尔与制作科斯坦萨摇头娃娃的厂商合作过,他解释了多步骤的流程。首先,必须与拥有该剧版权的华纳兄弟达成协议。然后杰森·亚历山大必须批准设计方案。(杰瑞·宋飞是著名的纽约大都会队球迷,在这件事上没有发言权,不过泰蒙说他是摇头娃娃的粉丝。)随后华纳兄弟与制造商合作设计头部,对演员肖像负责,而洋基队负责身体部分。值得注意的是,摇头娃娃秃顶的轮廓与亚历山大在烤馅饼那一集中的秃顶精确对应——再次体现了对细节的关注。

The giveaway business has changed during Tymon’s tenure. “I remember trying to convince Mr. Steinbrenner that the Beanie Baby was a good promotion,” she said. “Mr. Steinbrenner said, ‘We don’t give away little stuffed animals.’ ” That was not the Yankee Way. But Tymon knew that Beanie Babies might expand the team’s fan base, by luring young families. She gave Steinbrenner a Beanie Baby catalogue and asked him to show it to his grandchildren. “Let them pick the first Beanie Baby,” she suggested. “So he took it home to Tampa, called me the next day, and said, ‘Valentino’ ”—a white bear with a red heart—“and hung up.” History was made. Not only was it a successful promotion but David Wells pitched the fifteenth perfect game in baseball history that day: May 17, 1998. A Yankees Valentino now resides in Cooperstown, at the Baseball Hall of Fame.

赠品业务在泰蒙任职期间发生了变化。“我记得当年试图说服斯坦布伦纳先生,豆豆娃是个好推广。”她说。“斯坦布伦纳先生说:‘我们不送小毛绒玩具。’”那不是洋基的做派。但泰蒙知道豆豆娃可能通过吸引年轻家庭来扩大球队的球迷基础。她给了斯坦布伦纳一本豆豆娃目录,让他拿给孙辈看。“让他们挑第一个豆豆娃。”她建议道。“于是他带回了坦帕的家,第二天打电话给我,说:‘华伦天奴’”——一只带红心的白熊——“然后挂了电话。”历史就此创造。这不仅是一次成功的推广,而且那天——1998年5月17日——大卫·威尔斯投出了棒球史上第十五场完全比赛。一只洋基华伦天奴如今安放在库珀斯敦的棒球名人堂。

Not all giveaways pan out. Tymon mentioned the team had considered a bobblehead promotion involving a turkey character. “But we felt there could be negative connotations depending on at what point in the season you gave it out,” Tymon noted. “After a June swoon, you don’t want to give away a turkey head.” ♦

并非所有赠品都能成功。泰蒙提到球队曾考虑过一款火鸡角色的摇头娃娃推广。“但我们觉得,根据赛季中发放的时间点不同,可能会有负面含义。”泰蒙指出。“六月低迷之后,你不想送出一个火鸡脑袋。” ♦

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