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J. D. Vance’s Bumpy Ride

J·D·万斯的颠簸之旅
It wasn’t the first time that Trump had debased someone who serves him. It wasn’t even the first time that Vance had had to downplay a blasphemy-themed A.I. image.
这并非特朗普首次贬低为他效力之人。甚至也不是万斯第一次不得不淡化处理一张亵渎神灵主题的人工智能图片。
April 18, 2026
A collage of JD Vance standing on Donald Trump's shoulder
Photo illustration by Cristiana Couceiro; Source photographs from Getty

As recently as a week or two ago, Vice-President J. D. Vance was talking like a man who felt that the odds were in his favor. He’d flown to Hungary to attend a campaign rally for Prime Minister Viktor Orbán, the most Trumpian of European leaders, and, before leaving, he told reporters at the airport how kind the Hungarian people had been to him. Asked about the war in Iran—the day before, Donald Trump had threatened to destroy the country’s “whole civilization”—Vance suggested that Iran’s insistence on its “right” to enrich uranium might actually represent an opening for a deal. As he put it, “I thought to myself, you know what? My wife has the right to skydive, but she doesn’t jump out of an airplane, because she and I have an agreement that she’s not going to do that, because I don’t want my wife jumping out of an airplane.”

就在一两周前,副总统J·D·万斯(J. D. Vance)的言谈举止还像个胜券在握的人。他飞往匈牙利参加总理欧尔班·维克托(Viktor Orbán)的竞选集会——这位欧洲领导人堪称最"特朗普式"的政治家。临行前,他在机场告诉记者匈牙利人民对他多么友善。当被问及伊朗战争时(前一天特朗普刚威胁要摧毁该国"整个文明"),万斯暗示伊朗坚持其铀浓缩"权利"的立场,或许反而可能成为达成协议的契机。他是这么说的:"我当时想,你知道吗?我妻子有跳伞的权利,但她不会从飞机上跳下去,因为她和我有约定不这么做——我可不想让我妻子从飞机上跳下去。"

The days that followed were a bleak reminder that whatever rights Vance may think he has—to his dignity, to his faith, or to his position as the MAGA heir apparent—are contingent on the agreement he made to subordinate himself to Trump. And the President doesn’t seem to mind if Vance humiliates himself running errands. Indeed, Trump has treated a new ballroom as more important to his legacy than his Vice-President is.

随后的日子阴郁地提醒着人们,无论万斯(Vance)自认为拥有何种权利——维护尊严的权利、坚守信仰的权利,抑或是作为"MAGA运动"(Make America Great Again)当然继承人的地位——这些权利都建立在他与特朗普达成的从属协议之上。而这位前总统似乎并不介意万斯在跑腿办事时自取其辱。事实上,在特朗普看来,一座崭新的宴会厅对其政治遗产的重要性,甚至超过了他的副总统人选。

Vance had barely wrapped up in Hungary before Trump dispatched him to Pakistan to negotiate with the Iranians. Vance, an Iraq veteran, had reportedly opposed the war, and Trump had not been subtle about wanting to implicate him in its progress. That round of talks fell apart after twenty-one hours, an event that was followed, in quick succession, by Orbán’s defeat; Trump’s attack on Pope Leo XIV, who had condemned civilization-destroying (“WEAK on Crime”); and the President’s posting of a now notorious A.I.-generated image of himself as a robed Christ figure.

万斯在匈牙利的行程刚结束,特朗普就派他前往巴基斯坦与伊朗方面谈判。这位伊拉克战争老兵据称曾反对这场战争,而特朗普毫不掩饰地想要将他卷入战争进程。这轮谈判在二十一个小时后破裂,随后接连发生了一系列事件:欧尔班败选;特朗普抨击谴责文明毁灭行径("打击犯罪软弱无能")的教皇利奥十四世;总统在社交媒体发布那张如今臭名昭著的人工智能生成图片——画面中他身披长袍,被塑造成基督形象。

Trump deleted that post, claiming that he’d thought the image showed him as a doctor. Vance told Fox News that the President had taken it down because “a lot of people weren’t understanding his humor.” Was an element of the President’s humor insulting the Pope right after Vance had announced that his new book, “Communion: Finding My Way Back to Faith,” would be out in June? Vance converted to Catholicism in 2019, after the success of his first book, “Hillbilly Elegy”; in that period, he was pursuing a venture-capital career, backed by Peter Thiel. (In 2022, Vance was elected to the Senate, from Ohio.) Vance has said that his faith was inspired by St. Augustine, but, again, his pact is with Trump. He was promptly put to work telling Leo to stay out of Trump’s way and to be careful when he spoke about “matters of theology.”

特朗普删除了那条帖子,声称自己以为图片显示的是他扮演医生的形象。万斯告诉福克斯新闻,总统之所以撤下帖子是因为"很多人没能理解他的幽默"。在万斯刚宣布其新书《共融:重寻信仰之路》将于六月出版后,总统这种幽默中是否包含着对教皇的冒犯成分?万斯在处女作《乡下人的悲歌》大获成功后,于2019年皈依天主教;彼时他正依托彼得·蒂尔的支持从事风险投资事业。(2022年,万斯当选俄亥俄州参议员。)万斯曾表示自己的信仰受圣奥古斯丁启发,但归根结底,他的盟约是与特朗普缔结的。他旋即受命告诫利奥需避开特朗普的路线,并在谈论"神学议题"时谨言慎行。

Vance, whose wife, Usha, is expecting their fourth child, might have seen this coming. The plight of Vice-Presidents, with their ill-defined role, is well known, and it is not the first time that Trump has debased someone who serves him. It’s not even the first time that Vance has been deployed to downplay a blasphemy-themed A.I. image. Last May, soon after Pope Francis died, Trump posted a portrait of himself as an enthroned Pope. At the time, Vance said, “As a general rule, I’m fine with people telling jokes and not fine with people starting stupid wars that kill thousands of my countrymen”—a reminder of how the Administration’s goals have morphed. Trump, who once demanded a Nobel Peace Prize, started a war of choice in Iran, inflicting damage that a deal can’t undo.

万斯的妻子乌莎正怀着他们的第四个孩子,他或许早该料到这一天。副总统的处境——角色模糊、定位尴尬——早已是公开的秘密,而特朗普贬损身边人的行为也绝非首次。甚至,这也不是万斯第一次被派去为涉及亵渎神灵的人工智能图像降温。去年五月,教皇方济各去世后不久,特朗普发布了一张自己身披教皇长袍、端坐圣座的肖像。当时万斯曾表示:"原则上,我赞同人们开玩笑,但反对发动愚蠢战争导致成千上万同胞丧生。"——这句话恰恰提醒人们,本届政府的目标已发生何等畸变。那个曾要求诺贝尔和平奖的特朗普,在伊朗发动了一场选择性战争,造成的破坏已非任何协议所能弥补。

The American right, too, is in a shifting, querulous state. Last week, at an event in Athens, Georgia, for Turning Point USA, the organization that Charlie Kirk led before his assassination last September, Vance acknowledged that “this Iran thing” had been divisive. Republican opponents of the war, still a minority in their party, according to polls, are a heterogeneous group. Some regret Trump’s bypassing Congress. Many working-class red-state voters—for whom Vance’s right-populist brand is designed—seem dismayed by the spike in gas prices and the neglect of problems at home. There are manosphere anti-interventionists (Joe Rogan, Theo Von). Meanwhile, in a very loud corner of MAGA world, inhabited by Tucker Carlson and Marjorie Taylor Greene, the pressing question is how the “Epstein class” managed to corrupt Trump, bending him to its will and Israel’s. And there is talk, apparently in earnest, about the Antichrist. The situation is one of ideological ferment, rather than a reversion to some Romneyite center.

美国右翼同样处于一种变动不居、怨声载道的状态。上周在佐治亚州雅典市举行的"美国转折点"活动上——该组织由查理·柯克(Charlie Kirk)去年九月遇刺前领导——万斯承认"伊朗这件事"确实造成了分裂。根据民调,共和党内反对战争者虽仍属少数,却是个异质群体。有人对特朗普绕过国会感到遗憾;许多工薪阶层的红州选民——他们正是万斯右翼民粹主义品牌的目标人群——似乎对油价飙升和国内问题被忽视感到沮丧;还有男性圈子的反干预主义者(乔·罗根、西奥·冯)。与此同时,在MAGA世界一个声量极高的角落——塔克·卡尔森和马乔里·泰勒·格林栖居之地——紧迫的问题在于"爱泼斯坦阶层"如何腐蚀了特朗普,迫使其屈从于该阶层及以色列的意志。甚至还有人煞有介事地谈论着敌基督的降临。当前局面是意识形态发酵的产物,而非向罗姆尼式中间路线的回归。

The Turning Point event was meant to feature Vance and Erika Kirk, Charlie’s widow. She cancelled at the last minute, citing unspecified threats to her safety. Onstage, Vance spent ten minutes complaining that certain people doubted Erika’s grief; he decried them as “full of shit” and insufficiently focussed on “left-wing networks of violence and terrorism.” Many in the audience would have guessed that he was referring to Candace Owens, a podcaster with nearly six million YouTube subscribers, who was once a key figure at Turning Point. She has been pushing cartoonish claims groundlessly linking Erika to a supposed vast conspiracy related to her husband’s murder. For what it’s worth, Owens is against the Iran war. (She has also raised doubts about Vance, in part because of his ties to Thiel.)

"转折点"活动本计划由万斯和查理·遗孀埃里卡·柯克共同出席。埃里卡在最后一刻以安全受威胁为由取消露面。台上,万斯花了十分钟抱怨某些人质疑埃里卡的悲痛,斥责他们"满口胡言",未能聚焦于"左翼暴力与恐怖主义网络"。现场多数听众都能猜到,他指的是拥有近六百万YouTube订阅者的播客主坎迪斯·欧文斯——这位曾是"转折点"核心人物,近来正大肆散布漫画式阴谋论,无端将埃里卡与其丈夫遇害案牵涉进某个庞大阴谋。值得一提的是,欧文斯反对伊朗战争。(她对万斯也存有疑虑,部分原因在于其与蒂尔的关联。)

Trump reportedly enjoys asking associates whom they see as his heir: Vance or the Secretary of State, Marco Rubio? But, if Vance’s bumpy ride is any indication, the G.O.P. field may get both wider and weirder, with a primary that puts the Party’s internal resentments on full display. Still, it would be wrong to view Vance as simply an object of scorn or even pity—devout J.D., an ideas man who just wanted peace and maybe a promotion. He is the same opportunistically malleable demagogic provocateur who, during the campaign, got Trump worked up about migrants allegedly eating cats and dogs. He hasn’t shed his affinity for the Viktor Orbáns of the world. Trump recently named Vance “fraud czar,” with a focus on “CROOKED DEMOCRAT POLITICIANS.” He is building a network of big donors. He may yet be President.

据称,特朗普喜欢问身边人,他们认为谁是他的继承人:是万斯,还是国务卿马可·卢比奥?但如果万斯这段颠簸的旅程能说明什么,那就是共和党内的竞争可能会变得更广泛、更怪异——初选将把党内的种种积怨暴露无遗。不过,若仅仅将万斯视为嘲笑甚至怜悯的对象,那就错了——他并非那个虔诚的法学博士,那个只想寻求和平、或许还渴望升迁的理想主义者。他依然是那个投机善变、煽动民粹的挑衅者,在竞选期间曾让特朗普对移民"吃猫狗"的传闻大为光火。他对欧尔班这类人物的亲近感从未消退。特朗普最近任命万斯为"反欺诈事务主管",重点针对"欺诈成性的民主党政客"。他正在构建自己的大金主网络。他仍有可能成为总统。

Vance does have a noteworthy power as Vice-President: only he can initiate the process, under the Twenty-fifth Amendment, for removing a President deemed unable to discharge his duties. (The Cabinet and Congress also play a role.) The idea that he might do so is, for now, a fantasy. But another aspect of his constitutional role is that the President can’t fire him. So Trump will still have Vance to kick around, whether either of them likes it or not. ♦

作为副总统,万斯(Vance)确实拥有一项值得注意的权力:根据宪法第二十五修正案,只有他可以启动程序,罢免被认为无法履行职务的总统(内阁和国会也参与其中)。目前来看,他可能这样做的想法还只是幻想。但他在宪法角色中的另一面是:总统无法解雇他。因此,无论两人是否情愿,特朗普都将继续有万斯在身边可供差遣。♦

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