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Inside the Ludicrous, Deadly Serious Plan to Take Over Greenland

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“We want Greenland,” Trump said. Four men sprang into action to make fantasy a reality.
“我们要格陵兰,”特朗普说。四个男人立刻行动起来,要把这个幻想变成现实。
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On a Saturday afternoon in Nuuk, Greenland, last March, a thousand people walked down toward the harbor, to a small red cabin that bore the Great Seal of the United States—an eagle grasping an olive branch in one foot and thirteen arrows in the other. The air was freezing, and the town was bathed in the crisp Arctic light of a late-winter sun. After almost seven decades with no diplomatic presence in Greenland, the U.S. had opened a tiny consulate in 2020, during the pandemic; now, less than two months into Donald Trump’s second term as President, it was the site of the largest demonstration in Greenlandic history.

去年三月,一个星期六的下午,在格陵兰首府努克,一千人沿着街道走向港口,来到一座挂着美国国徽的红色小木屋前——国徽上是一只鹰,一只脚抓着橄榄枝,另一只脚抓着十三支箭。空气冰冷刺骨,小镇沐浴在冬末时节清冽的北极光中。美国在格陵兰近七十年没有外交存在,直到2020年疫情期间才开设了一个小小的领事馆;如今,唐纳德·特朗普第二个总统任期开始还不到两个月,这里就成了格陵兰历史上最大规模示威活动的现场。

This piece was supported by the Pulitzer Center.

本文由普利策中心资助。

Even before Trump retook office, he had made clear his intent to annex Greenland. But, from the moment that he was sworn in, his fantasies and provocations became American foreign policy. “One way or another, we’re gonna get it,” he told a joint session of Congress. So five per cent of Nuuk’s residents stood before the consulate, beating traditional drums and chanting their country’s Inuit name: Kalaallit Nunaat. “Enough is enough,” they shouted. But no one from the State Department drew the blinds. It wasn’t clear that anyone was even there.

早在特朗普重新上台之前,他就已明确表示要吞并格陵兰。但从他宣誓就职的那一刻起,他的幻想和挑衅就成了美国的外交政策。“不管怎样,我们都会得到它,”他在国会联席会议上说。于是,努克百分之五的居民站在领事馆前,敲着传统鼓,高呼着这个国家的因纽特语名字:卡拉利特努纳特。“够了就是够了,”他们喊道。但国务院没有人拉开百叶窗。甚至不清楚里面是否有人。

Across town, in the commercial center, a lone American handed out flyers. He wore a cowhide jacket and pants, mirrored sunglasses, and a black leather vest with a patch that read “Bikers for Trump.” He was tall and fit, with gray curls and a short mustache, and presented himself as a kind of unofficial ambassador—not of the U.S. government but of its President, whose cellphone number he claimed to have. “My name is Chris Cox. I’m from the United States, and I have come here to try to make some friends,” he said to an elderly Inuit man. “We are not looking at you like a tiger looks at a gazelle.”

在镇子的另一头,商业中心里,一个孤身一人的美国人正在发传单。他穿着牛皮夹克和裤子,戴着反光太阳镜,套着一件黑色皮背心,上面有一块写着“骑手挺川”的徽章。他高大健壮,灰色卷发,留着短髭,把自己打扮成某种非官方大使——不是美国政府的,而是美国总统的,他声称自己有总统的手机号。“我叫克里斯·考克斯。我来自美国,我来这里是想交些朋友,”他对一位因纽特老人说。“我们看你们的眼神,不像老虎看羚羊。”

Cox had founded Bikers for Trump in 2015, and the group had provided security at campaign rallies and at Trump’s first Inauguration—“a wall of meat,” as he put it, between protesters and the unlikely candidate who became President. When Trump lost the 2020 election, Cox spoke at a rally to call for overturning the result. “I, for one, will take the first bullet,” he said. “If there’s anybody out there from Antifa or Black Lives Matter, spend your first fuckin’ bullet in my chest.” But in Nuuk he struck a more conciliatory tone. “We are not biting at the chomps,” he said. “I just plan on doing the best we can to have an influence here.”

考克斯在2015年创立了“骑手挺川”,这个组织曾在竞选集会和特朗普第一次就职典礼上提供安保——用他的话说,是一堵“肉墙”,隔在抗议者和那位后来成为总统的不可能候选人之间。特朗普输掉2020年大选后,考克斯在一次集会上发言,呼吁推翻选举结果。“我,就我个人而言,会挨第一颗子弹,”他说。“如果这里有反法西斯组织或‘黑人的命也是命’的人,把你们他妈的第一颗子弹打在我胸口。”但在努克,他的语气缓和了许多。“我们并不急于求成,”他说。“我只是打算尽我们所能,在这里施加一些影响。”

“He wasn’t really breaking any laws,” a senior Greenlandic police official told me later. But Cox’s interactions were inherently provocative. “Without knowing it, a lot of the Greenlanders are living in the Stone Age,” he told an Italian TV channel.

“他其实并没有违反什么法律,”一位格陵兰高级警官后来告诉我。但考克斯的互动本身就带有挑衅性。“很多格陵兰人自己都不知道,他们还生活在石器时代,”他对一家意大利电视频道说。

“I’m receiving a lot of death threats as a result of my work here in Greenland,” Cox noted, a few days into his trip. “People are looking at me like I’m a Russian with a machine gun right now, when they see the Trump patch.” By that point, Greenlanders had started wearing red caps with white text that read “Make America Go Away.” Nevertheless, Cox considered his mission to be fruitful. “I’ve got some suggestions for how we can clean this up,” he said, in a phone call from Nuuk to the Washington Times. “We need to change the hearts of some of these Greenlanders.”

“因为我在格陵兰的工作,我收到了很多死亡威胁,”考克斯在抵达几天后提到。“现在人们看到特朗普的徽章,看我的眼神就像我是一个拿着机关枪的俄罗斯人。”到那时,格陵兰人已经开始戴上写着“让美国走开”的红色帽子。尽管如此,考克斯认为他的使命卓有成效。“对于如何理顺这件事,我有一些建议,”他在从努克打给《华盛顿时报》的电话中说。“我们需要改变一些格陵兰人的心。”

Cox left Nuuk for Washington, D.C., where he claims to have briefed the White House and Republican lawmakers on his findings. He also did a prime-time interview with One America News Network, portraying Denmark, whose realm includes Greenland and the Faroe Islands, as an illegitimate colonial power that is committing “atrocities” against Greenlanders and “weaponizing” anti-Trump propaganda to turn people against the U.S. “Unfortunately, the natives, the Inuits and the Greenlanders, in my opinion, are suffering something we call, here in America, Stockholm syndrome,” he said.

考克斯离开努克前往华盛顿特区,他声称已向白宫和共和党议员汇报了他的发现。他还在“一个美国新闻网”的黄金时段接受了采访,将丹麦——其王国包括格陵兰和法罗群岛——描绘成一个非法的殖民强权,正在对格陵兰人犯下“暴行”,并“武器化”反特朗普宣传,以煽动人们反对美国。“不幸的是,在我看来,原住民、因纽特人和格陵兰人正遭受着我们在美国称之为斯德哥尔摩综合征的痛苦,”他说。

According to Denmark’s national broadcaster, while Cox was in Nuuk, he made lists of Greenlanders who seemed open to annexation, and of those who obviously were not. He also solicited information on points of tension between Greenland and Denmark—examples of historical injustices that could be exploited for propaganda—and sought to recruit Greenlanders for a separatist movement, to tear apart the Kingdom of Denmark. Three months later, Trump appointed him to an advisory council at the Department of Homeland Security.

据丹麦国家广播公司报道,考克斯在努克期间,列了一份名单,上面是那些似乎对并入美国持开放态度的格陵兰人,以及那些明显不持开放态度的人。他还搜集了格陵兰与丹麦之间紧张关系的信息——那些可以被利用来做宣传的历史不公事例——并试图招募格陵兰人加入一场分裂运动,以肢解丹麦王国。三个月后,特朗普任命他进入国土安全部的一个顾问委员会。

In recent months, the United States has kidnapped the President of Venezuela, launched a war with Iran, threatened Colombia, and started to move against Cuba. Trump’s obsession with Greenland has mostly slipped from the news. But Greenlanders worry that the war in Iran is only serving as a temporary reprieve; influence operations are ongoing, at Trump’s direction, and every so often he blurts out the stakes. During a rant about America’s European allies, Trump emphasized that his antipathy toward NATO“all began with, if you want to know the truth, Greenland. We want Greenland. They don’t want to give it to us, and I said, ‘Bye-bye!’ ”

近几个月来,美国绑架了委内瑞拉总统,对伊朗发动了战争,威胁了哥伦比亚,并开始对古巴采取行动。特朗普对格陵兰的执念大多已从新闻中淡出。但格陵兰人担心,对伊朗的战争只是一时的缓兵之计;在特朗普的指示下,影响力行动仍在继续,而且他时不时就会脱口说出其中的利害关系。在一次对美国欧洲盟友的怒斥中,特朗普强调,他对北约的反感“全都始于,如果你想知道真相的话,格陵兰。我们要格陵兰。他们不想给我们,我就说,‘拜拜!’”

The transatlantic alliance reflected a world that was designed and largely enforced by American power. Now, as American primacy fades, the U.S. government has embraced the predatory world view of its traditional opponents. Firepower matters more than values or alliances, and everything is in play. In December, the Danish Defence Intelligence Service noted that the U.S. has transformed into a nation that “uses economic power, including threats of high tariffs, to enforce its will, and no longer rules out the use of military force, even against allies.” Weeks later, Danish soldiers prepared to blow up Greenlandic runways, in case of a U.S. invasion.

跨大西洋联盟反映了一个由美国力量设计并在很大程度上由其强制执行的世界。如今,随着美国主导地位的衰落,美国政府已经接纳了其传统对手那种掠夺性的世界观。火力比价值观或联盟更重要,一切都可以摆上桌面。去年12月,丹麦国防情报局指出,美国已经转变为一个“利用经济实力,包括威胁征收高额关税,来强制执行其意志,并且不再排除使用军事力量,甚至对盟友也是如此”的国家。几周后,丹麦士兵准备炸毁格陵兰的跑道,以防美国入侵。

“If the United States chooses to attack another NATO country militarily, then everything comes to an end—including NATO and, with it, the security that has been provided since the end of the Second World War,” Denmark’s Prime Minister, Mette Frederiksen, warned. She later added, “The world order as we know it—that we have been fighting for, for eighty years—is over, and I don’t think it will return.”

“如果美国选择军事攻击另一个北约国家,那么一切都将终结——包括北约,以及自二战结束以来它所提供的安全保障,”丹麦首相梅特·弗雷泽里克森警告说。她后来补充道:“我们所知的世界秩序——我们为之奋斗了八十年的秩序——已经结束了,而且我认为它不会回来了。”

Around that time, Trump texted the Prime Minister of Norway, Jonas Gahr Støre; since he had not received the Nobel Peace Prize, he wrote, “I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace.” He then pivoted to Denmark’s claim to Greenland, which predates the founding of the U.S.: “Why do they have a ‘right of ownership’ anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also.” The message concluded, “The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland.”

大约在那段时间,特朗普给挪威首相约纳斯·加尔·斯特勒发短信;因为他没有获得诺贝尔和平奖,他写道,“我不再觉得有义务纯粹考虑和平了。”他随后转向丹麦对格陵兰的主权主张,这一主张早于美国的建国:“他们到底凭什么拥有‘所有权’?没有任何书面文件,只不过是几百年前有一条船在那里登陆了,但我们也有船在那里登陆过。”这条信息最后说,“除非我们完全彻底地控制格陵兰,否则世界就不安全。”
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During Trump’s first term, “Make America Great Again” primarily meant that the U.S. would withdraw from the world and shield against what he and his supporters perceived as external threats. But in his second term Trump has looked outward. In his Inaugural Address, he pledged to expand U.S. territory and to carry “our flag into new and beautiful horizons.” It is harder to remake what is already America into Trump’s vision of “greatness” than it is to make America merely bigger.

在特朗普的第一个任期,“让美国再次伟大”主要意味着美国将从世界撤退,并抵御他及其支持者所认为的外部威胁。但在他的第二个任期,特朗普的目光转向了外部。在他的就职演说中,他承诺要扩张美国领土,并将“我们的旗帜带向崭新而美丽的地平线”。将已经属于美国的东西重塑成特朗普心目中的“伟大”,比仅仅让美国变得更大要困难得多。

Greenland is the largest island in the world, but it has fewer than fifty-seven thousand residents, who are mostly scattered among settlements and towns along its western coast. Although it belongs to the Kingdom of Denmark, it lies to the west of the Mid-Atlantic Ridge, and is part of North America. The latest articulation of the U.S.’s National Security Strategy, published in November, frames Trump’s imperial ambitions as an extension of the Monroe Doctrine, the assertion by President James Monroe, in 1823, that any attempt by European powers to further colonize the Americas would be treated as “dangerous to our peace and safety.” Under Trump’s leadership, the N.S.S. says, “we will deny non-Hemispheric competitors the ability to position forces or other threatening capabilities, or to own or control strategically vital assets, in our Hemisphere.”

格陵兰是世界上最大的岛屿,但居民不到五万七千人,大多散居在西海岸的定居点和城镇。虽然它属于丹麦王国,但它位于大西洋中脊以西,是北美的一部分。去年11月发布的美国最新版《国家安全战略》,将特朗普的帝国野心表述为门罗主义的延伸。门罗主义是詹姆斯·门罗总统在1823年提出的主张,即欧洲列强任何进一步殖民美洲的企图都将被视为“对我们的和平与安全构成危险”。该战略称,在特朗普的领导下,“我们将阻止非西半球竞争者在本半球部署军队或其他威胁性能力,或拥有或控制具有战略重要性的资产。”

But the elevated language of the N.S.S. obscures the fact that Trump’s pursuit of Greenland has always been in the hands of a few ideologues and opportunists. Along with Cox, the Danish government has identified two other Americans as running private “influence operations” in Greenland: a former venture capitalist and pecan farmer named Tom Dans and a former Army Special Forces commander named Drew Horn, who has sought to dominate Greenland’s rare-earth-mining sector. Both men served in Trump’s first Administration—Dans at the Treasury, Horn in the Office of the Vice-President, the Office of the Director of National Intelligence, and the Departments of Energy and Defense. But the Danish and Greenlandic governments were unaware that, during Trump’s first term, they had also represented their respective agencies on a secret National Security Council task force whose focus was the acquisition of Greenland.

但《国家安全战略》的崇高语言掩盖了一个事实:特朗普对格陵兰的追求,一直掌握在少数几个意识形态分子和机会主义者手中。除了考克斯,丹麦政府还确认了另外两名美国人在格陵兰进行私人的“影响力行动”:一位是前风险投资家兼山核桃农场主汤姆·丹斯,另一位是前陆军特种部队指挥官德鲁·霍恩,他试图主导格陵兰的稀土采矿业。这两人都曾在特朗普的第一届政府任职——丹斯在财政部,霍恩则在副总统办公室、国家情报总监办公室以及能源部和国防部任职。但丹麦和格陵兰政府并不知道,在特朗普的第一个任期内,他们还曾代表各自机构,在一个秘密的国家安全委员会特别工作组中任职,该工作组的焦点就是获取格陵兰。

A fourth man, Jørgen Boassen, is one of the very few Greenlanders who loudly support Trump; he spent much of the past year in self-imposed exile, floating between far-right American and European political gatherings, his travel and living expenses covered by American benefactors whom he refuses to identify. And then there is Trump himself, whose stated reasons for coveting Greenland do not stand up to scrutiny—except that he considers it “psychologically important,” as he recently put it to the New York Times, to own the territory rather than merely have military access to it, as the U.S. has had continuously, under a treaty with Denmark, since 1951.

第四个人,约尔根·博阿森,是极少数大声支持特朗普的格陵兰人之一;他在过去一年的大部分时间里处于自我流放状态,辗转于美国和欧洲的极右翼政治集会之间,他的旅行和生活开销由他拒绝透露身份的美国资助者承担。然后就是特朗普本人,他垂涎格陵兰的公开理由经不起推敲——除了他认为“拥有”这片领土在“心理上很重要”,正如他最近对《纽约时报》所说,而不仅仅是像美国自1951年以来根据与丹麦的条约一直做的那样,拥有军事准入权。

European officials have been perplexed and outraged in recent months, unsure when or whether Trump will order the U.S. military to annex Greenland. But the reality is that the United States is now a country in which matters of war and peace are decided not among diplomatic or military experts, in the interests of the state, but through informal channels, by people whose personal proximity to the President—through family, business, donations, or flattery—is their principal qualification.

近几个月来,欧洲官员感到困惑和愤怒,不确定特朗普何时或是否会命令美军吞并格陵兰。但现实是,如今的美国,战争与和平的事务不再由外交或军事专家为了国家利益来决定,而是通过非正式渠道,由那些凭借与总统的个人关系——通过家庭、商业、捐款或奉承——作为主要资格的人来决定。

In January, the Times asked Trump if there were any limits to his global powers. “Yeah, there is one thing,” he replied. “My own morality. My own mind. It’s the only thing that can stop me.”

今年1月,《纽约时报》问特朗普,他的全球权力是否有任何限制。“是的,有一件事,”他回答说。“我自己的道德。我自己的头脑。这是唯一能阻止我的东西。”

The first time Trump is known to have expressed an interest in Greenland was in late 2018, when he was seventy-two years old. He summoned his national-security adviser, John Bolton, to the Oval Office, and confided that his longtime friend Ronald Lauder had suggested that he buy the island. “He asked, What did I think of it?” Bolton recalled. “I said, ‘Well, we do have some security issues in the Arctic.’ And then I went through them and said, ‘There are probably a lot of ways to handle it. Let me do some research, and I’ll come back to you.’ ”

已知特朗普第一次对格陵兰表现出兴趣是在2018年底,当时他七十二岁。他把国家安全顾问约翰·博尔顿召到椭圆形办公室,吐露他的老朋友罗纳德·劳德建议他买下这个岛。“他问,我对此怎么看?”博尔顿回忆说。“我说,‘嗯,我们在北极确实有一些安全问题。’然后我逐一说明了这些问题,并说,‘可能有很多方法可以处理。让我做些研究,然后再向你汇报。’”

What followed “was all done in a slightly clandestine, cloak-and-dagger way,” Fiona Hill, who was serving as the senior director for Europe and Russia on the National Security Council, told me. Bolton summoned her to his office, but he wouldn’t say why. When she arrived, she found him ashen-faced, sitting next to a Coast Guard admiral who was serving as the White House’s homeland-security adviser. “Bolton said to us, ‘Look, Ron Lauder has told Trump he needs to buy Greenland, and we’ve got to head this off before he announces he’s buying Greenland to everybody,’ ” Hill said. “He didn’t want us to let anybody else know, not even within our directorates.” Bolton asked her to discreetly prepare a memo that presented more reasonable alternatives.

随后发生的事情“都是以一种略带隐秘、神神秘秘的方式进行的,”当时担任国家安全委员会欧洲和俄罗斯事务高级主任的菲奥娜·希尔告诉我。博尔顿把她叫到办公室,但不愿说为什么。当她到达时,发现他脸色苍白,坐在一位担任白宫国土安全顾问的海岸警卫队上将旁边。“博尔顿对我们说,‘听着,罗恩·劳德告诉特朗普他需要买下格陵兰,我们必须在他向所有人宣布他要买格陵兰之前阻止这件事,’”希尔说。“他不想让我们让其他任何人知道,甚至我们各自部门内部的人也不行。”博尔顿请她谨慎地准备一份备忘录,提出更合理的替代方案。

As Bolton saw it, the United States and its allies had been neglecting security in the Arctic region since the end of the Cold War. Although the U.S. had constructed seventeen military bases in Greenland during the Second World War, it started decommissioning them in the early fifties. Now the polar ice cap was melting, opening up potential Arctic sea lanes. Vladimir Putin had revived the Russian Navy, and had access to a large fleet of icebreakers. China was beginning to carry out state-funded scientific missions in the region, which could be useful for its commercial and military ambitions. The government in Beijing was also beginning to refer to China as a “near-Arctic state,” a designation that it invented and partly attributed to the fact that it borders an Arctic state. (The northernmost part of China is more than nine hundred miles south of the Arctic Circle.) One Chinese state-run entity even offered financing for three new runways and airports in Greenland.

在博尔顿看来,美国及其盟友自冷战结束以来一直忽视北极地区的安全。尽管美国在二战期间在格陵兰建造了十七个军事基地,但从五十年代初就开始逐步停用。如今,极地冰盖正在融化,开辟了潜在的北极航道。弗拉基米尔·普京重振了俄罗斯海军,并拥有一支庞大的破冰船队。中国开始在该地区进行国家资助的科学考察,这可能对其商业和军事野心有用。北京政府也开始将中国称为“近北极国家”,这是它自创的一个称谓,部分理由是其与一个北极国家接壤。(中国最北端距离北极圈超过九百英里。)一家中国国有实体甚至为格陵兰的三条新跑道和机场提供了融资。

The financing had come at Greenland’s request; after failing to persuade the Danish government to pay for the new airports, Greenland’s premier travelled to Beijing in 2017 and solicited more than half a billion dollars in funds. When U.S. Defense Secretary James Mattis heard about the arrangement, he warned the Danish defense minister that China must not be allowed to gain a foothold on the North American side of the Arctic—especially with infrastructure projects that could be of use to the Chinese military. Denmark stepped in to block the Chinese loans, and pulled together the funds to finance the airports directly. Still, the incident rattled analysts in the White House and the Pentagon. Greenland had achieved self-rule in 2009, and appeared to be on a path toward independence. What would happen when Denmark—which maintained authority over Greenlandic security—could no longer intervene?

这笔融资是应格陵兰的请求而来的;在未能说服丹麦政府为这些新机场买单后,格陵兰总理于2017年前往北京,寻求超过五亿美元的资金。当美国国防部长詹姆斯·马蒂斯得知这一安排时,他警告丹麦国防部长,绝不能允许中国在北极的北美一侧获得立足点——尤其是那些可能对中国军方有用的基础设施项目。丹麦介入阻止了中国的贷款,并筹集资金直接为这些机场提供融资。尽管如此,这一事件还是让白宫和五角大楼的分析人士感到不安。格陵兰已于2009年实现自治,似乎正走在独立的道路上。当丹麦——它保留着对格陵兰安全的管辖权——无法再干预时,会发生什么?

But Hill’s research proved reassuring to Bolton. She and an Arctic specialist at the State Department named Markus Thomi found that the United States, under the 1951 treaty with Denmark, already had de-facto military control of Greenland. The U.S. had taken over the defense of Greenland during the Second World War, and had preserved its military access through negotiations that allowed Denmark to become a founding member of NATO. Although the U.S. now maintained only a single base, in the far north, called Pituffik Space Base, for detecting and tracking incoming ballistic missiles from Russia, it could expand its presence in Greenland whenever—and pretty much however—it wanted to. All it had to do was ask.

但希尔的研究结果让博尔顿感到放心。她和国务院一位名叫马库斯·托米的北极问题专家发现,根据1951年与丹麦的条约,美国已经拥有对格陵兰的实际军事控制权。美国在二战期间接管了格陵兰的防务,并通过谈判保留了其军事准入权,这些谈判使丹麦得以成为北约的创始成员国。尽管美国现在只在极北地区保留了一个名为皮图菲克太空基地的基地,用于探测和跟踪来自俄罗斯的来袭弹道导弹,但它可以随时——而且几乎可以以任何方式——扩大其在格陵兰的存在。它所要做的就是提出要求。

Hill and Thomi put together a memo, laying out various options that were already available under the treaty. The idea, Hill said, was “to try to throw Trump off the scent and focus on putting together a broader U.S. Arctic approach.” Bolton told me much the same. “I read the treaty, and it seemed to me that it solved the problem, at least on the military side,” he said. “In terms of buying it, one thing that became apparent was that, you know, this is not the nineteenth century anymore. There are fifty-seven thousand people in Greenland. They have this feeling that they ought to have a say in their future.”

希尔和托米整理了一份备忘录,列出了根据条约已经可以使用的各种选项。希尔说,这个想法是“试图转移特朗普的注意力,专注于制定一个更广泛的美国北极战略。”博尔顿对我说的大致相同。“我读了条约,在我看来,它解决了问题,至少在军事方面是这样,”他说。“至于购买它,有一件事变得很明显,那就是,你知道,现在不是十九世纪了。格陵兰有五万七千人。他们觉得他们应该对自己的未来有发言权。”

But, as more people in the Administration got wind of Trump’s ambitions, “it took off in a direction that Bolton feared it would,” Hill recalled. “It was like vultures circling a corpse—people going, ‘Oh, look at this! Maybe there’s a scrap here that I can do something with, for my own interest.’ ” Hill, who had previously worked as the U.S. intelligence community’s lead analyst on Russia and Eurasia, was struck by a horrifying sense of déjà vu. “I was taken aback—although perhaps I shouldn’t have been—by how much this paralleled things I saw in Russia over and over again: people hitching their wagon to a money-making or prestige opportunity, getting some swanky title, to pursue things that were obviously not to anybody’s benefit. I’d seen that in Chechnya, across the Caucasus, and in Donbas and Crimea,” she said. “I kept thinking, We’re even more like the Kremlin than I could have imagined, in terms of hangers-on, because there’s no discipline. It’s top-down, and nobody has power unless it’s derived from Trump.”

但是,随着政府中更多人听到特朗普的野心,“事情朝着博尔顿担心的方向发展了,”希尔回忆说。“就像秃鹫围着尸体盘旋——人们说,‘哦,看看这个!也许这里有一块我可以利用的残渣,为了我自己的利益。’”希尔曾担任美国情报界俄罗斯和欧亚事务的首席分析师,她被一种可怕的似曾相识感所震撼。“我很吃惊——虽然也许我不该吃惊——这件事与我反复在俄罗斯看到的情况如此相似:人们为了一个赚钱或提升声望的机会,弄个花哨的头衔,去追求那些显然对任何人都没有好处的事情。我在车臣、整个高加索地区、顿巴斯和克里米亚都见过这种情况,”她说。“我一直在想,就那些依附者而言,我们甚至比我想象的更像克里姆林宫,因为没有纪律。这是自上而下的,没有人拥有权力,除非权力来自特朗普。”

After completing the Greenland memo, Hill and Thomi met with the Danish Ambassador and several other Danish officials. As the conversation shifted to the North Atlantic, she recalled “trying to give them a heads-up by making strange eye movements, body-language signals that something was going to happen.” But the Danes didn’t pick up on it.

完成格陵兰备忘录后,希尔和托米会见了丹麦大使和其他几位丹麦官员。当谈话转向北大西洋时,她回忆说,“我试图通过做出奇怪的眼神、肢体语言信号来给他们提个醒,暗示有事要发生。”但丹麦人没有领会。

In mid-July, 2019, Hill ended her tenure. She felt that there was no way to continue serving in the Administration without becoming part of the problem. “It is what it looks like—Trump is a king, and he’s thinking about his empire,” she told me. “It’s all about acquiring things—staking your claim, and then covering it in bling.”

2019年7月中旬,希尔结束了她的任期。她觉得,如果不成为问题的一部分,就无法继续在政府中服务。“情况就是它看起来的那样——特朗普是个国王,他在想着他的帝国,”她告诉我。“这一切都是为了获取东西——宣示你的所有权,然后用浮华的东西把它盖起来。”

Around the time that Hill left the White House, a phone rang at the Danish foreign ministry, in Copenhagen. It was the middle of a summer holiday, in 2019, and the sun was streaming into mostly empty offices. The caller was from the American Embassy, relaying a request from Washington: the President and the First Lady of the United States would like to visit Denmark in a little more than a month, and would appreciate a formal invitation from the Queen. (According to Bolton, White House staffers had heard that Melania wanted to see Copenhagen and thought it might be a nice stop for her and Trump on the way home from a state visit to Poland.)

大约在希尔离开白宫的时候,哥本哈根丹麦外交部的一部电话响了。那是2019年一个暑假的中午,阳光洒进大多空无一人的办公室。打电话的人来自美国大使馆,转达了华盛顿的一个请求:美国总统和第一夫人希望在一个多月后访问丹麦,并希望得到女王的正式邀请。(据博尔顿说,白宫工作人员听说梅拉尼娅想看看哥本哈根,并认为这对她和特朗普来说,可能是从波兰国事访问回国途中的一个不错的中转站。)

“Danish diplomats, politicians, and defense officials cut short their summer vacations and threw themselves into the preparations,” the Danish journalist Martin Breum reported. “There was no room for negotiation on the dates.” On July 31st, the Danish royal family announced that Donald and Melania Trump would pay a state visit “at the invitation of Her Majesty the Queen.” Although Trump was reviled in Copenhagen, Mette Frederiksen, the Prime Minister, made clear the urgency of a warm reception. “The USA is Denmark’s most important and strongest ally in NATO,” her office wrote. “Our soldiers stand shoulder to shoulder in the world’s hotspots and in the defense of Europe’s security.”

“丹麦的外交官、政治家和国防官员缩短了暑假,全身心投入到准备工作中,”丹麦记者马丁·布鲁姆报道说。“在日期上没有谈判的余地。”7月31日,丹麦王室宣布,唐纳德和梅拉尼娅·特朗普将“应女王陛下的邀请”进行国事访问。尽管特朗普在哥本哈根备受厌恶,但首相梅特·弗雷泽里克森明确表示,热情接待至关重要。“美国是丹麦在北约中最重要、最强大的盟友,”她的办公室写道。“我们的士兵在世界热点地区和保卫欧洲安全中并肩作战。”

Two weeks later, the Wall Street Journal broke the news that Trump had, “with varying degrees of seriousness, repeatedly expressed interest” in purchasing Greenland. The story came as a shock to the Danes—and to Bolton, who had spent the preceding weeks trying to figure out how to quietly warn the Danes himself. “I couldn’t imagine it leaked from the National Security Council, because we were holding it very close,” he told me. “I found out subsequently that, at various occasions down at Mar-a-Lago, Trump would be sitting around his dinner table, saying to the guests, ‘What would you think if we bought Greenland?’ And the guests would say, ‘Oh, well, that’s a good idea.’ ”

两周后,《华尔街日报》爆出新闻,称特朗普“以不同程度的认真态度,反复表达了对购买格陵兰的兴趣”。这个消息对丹麦人来说是个打击——对博尔顿也是如此,他此前几周一直在想办法如何悄悄地亲自警告丹麦人。“我无法想象这是从国家安全委员会泄露出去的,因为我们对此守口如瓶,”他告诉我。“我后来发现,在海湖庄园的各种场合,特朗普会坐在他的餐桌旁,对客人们说,‘如果我们买下格陵兰,你们觉得怎么样?’客人们会说,‘哦,嗯,那是个好主意。’”

Trump later clarified to reporters that he saw the potential purchase as a real-estate deal for an island with a strategic location and rare-earth minerals. “Why don’t we have that?” he asked. “I love maps. And I always said, ‘Look at the size of this. It’s massive. That should be part of the United States.’ ” (Because Greenland is so far north, it appears more than ten times larger on a Mercator projection than it does on a globe.)

特朗普后来向记者澄清说,他将这笔潜在的购买视为一宗房地产交易,对象是一个拥有战略位置和稀土矿物的岛屿。“我们为什么没有那个?”他问道。“我喜欢地图。我总是说,‘看看这个有多大。它太巨大了。那应该是美国的一部分。’”(因为格陵兰如此靠北,它在墨卡托投影上看起来比在地球仪上大十倍以上。)
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The news of Trump’s territorial ambitions did not land well in Copenhagen or in Nuuk. “Are parts of the US for sale? Alaska?” Rasmus Jarlov, who has served as the chair of the Danish parliament’s defense committee, wrote on Twitter. Frederiksen took a more diplomatic line. “Thankfully, the time where you buy and sell other countries and populations is over,” she said. “Greenland belongs to Greenland. I strongly hope that this is not meant seriously.” The prospect of a sale, Frederiksen said, was “absurd.”

特朗普领土野心的消息在哥本哈根和努克反响不佳。“美国的某些部分出售吗?阿拉斯加?”曾担任丹麦议会国防委员会主席的拉斯穆斯·雅洛夫在推特上写道。弗雷泽里克森采取了更外交的辞令。“值得庆幸的是,买卖其他国家和人口的时代已经结束了,”她说。“格陵兰属于格陵兰。我强烈希望这不是认真的。”弗雷泽里克森说,出售的可能性是“荒谬的”。

Trump fixated on Frederiksen’s comment. “I thought that the Prime Minister’s statement that it was absurd—that it was an absurd idea—was nasty,” he said. “You don’t talk to the United States that way.” Later that day, while he was in a private meeting with Bolton, Melania called. Trump answered the phone on speaker, and Bolton overheard the exchange. “I don’t know why people keep saying I want to go to Denmark,” Melania said. “If you want to go, I’ll go with you.”

特朗普对弗雷泽里克森的评论耿耿于怀。“我认为首相说这是荒谬的——说这是一个荒谬的想法——是很恶劣的,”他说。“你不能那样对美国说话。”当天晚些时候,他正与博尔顿私下会面时,梅拉尼娅打来电话。特朗普用免提接了电话,博尔顿无意中听到了对话。“我不知道为什么人们一直说我想去丹麦,”梅拉尼娅说。“如果你想去,我就和你一起去。”

Trump hung up the phone, then took to Twitter to cancel the trip, blaming it on Frederiksen.

特朗普挂断电话,然后上推特取消了这次行程,将其归咎于弗雷泽里克森。

Bolton says that he resigned three weeks later. Trump announced the departure on Twitter, by claiming to have fired him.

博尔顿说,他三周后辞职了。特朗普在推特上宣布了他的离职,声称是解雇了他。

In the following months, Trump was impeached by the House for withholding military aid from Ukraine while pressuring its President to open an investigation into the Biden family. During that period, the “Greenland question,” as a senior State Department official referred to it during the impeachment inquiry, appeared dormant. In fact, the discussion had simply moved to secure rooms in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building, where, according to the official, it “took up a lot of energy” among Trump’s national-security staff. “Not only did he want to purchase Greenland, he actually said he wanted to see if we could sell Puerto Rico,” Miles Taylor, a former chief of staff at the Department of Homeland Security, later said. “Could we swap Puerto Rico for Greenland? Because, in his words, Puerto Rico was dirty and the people were poor.”

在接下来的几个月里,特朗普因扣留对乌克兰的军事援助,同时向其总统施压要求对拜登家族展开调查,而遭到众议院弹劾。在那段时期,“格陵兰问题”——正如一位国务院高级官员在弹劾调查中所称的那样——似乎沉寂了。事实上,讨论只是转移到了艾森豪威尔行政办公大楼的保密会议室里,据这位官员说,它在特朗普的国家安全幕僚中“耗费了大量精力”。“他不仅想购买格陵兰,他实际上还说想看看我们能否卖掉波多黎各,”前国土安全部办公厅主任迈尔斯·泰勒后来说。“我们能把波多黎各换成格陵兰吗?因为,用他的话说,波多黎各很脏,那里的人很穷。”

The Senate acquitted Trump in February, 2020, and his acolytes set about purging the White House and the civil service of career officials and replacing them with loyalists. Among the leaders of this effort was a lawyer named Paul Dans. Around that time, Dans’s twin brother, Tom, the former venture capitalist, who was now running a pecan farm in South Texas, got a call, asking if he’d like to be the Treasury Department’s Deputy Assistant Secretary for Europe and Eurasia.

参议院于2020年2月宣判特朗普无罪,他的追随者们开始着手清洗白宫和公务员系统中的职业官员,代之以忠诚者。这项工作的领导者之一是一位名叫保罗·丹斯的律师。大约在那个时候,保罗·丹斯的双胞胎兄弟汤姆,那位前风险投资家,当时正在南德克萨斯州经营一个山核桃农场,接到了一个电话,问他是否愿意担任财政部负责欧洲和欧亚事务的副助理部长。

Tom Dans had first come into contact with Trump in the early nineties; as a junior investment banker, Dans was part of a small team that was brokering the sale of Madison Square Garden, a deal that included not only the arena and various New York sports teams but also the Miss Universe pageant. As Dans remembers it, Trump and his representatives would call his office once a week and ask if he could purchase Miss Universe separately from the rest of the deal. “We were, like, ‘No, you gotta buy the whole enchilada,’ ” Dans told me. Trump would “hang up, wait a week, and try again.”

汤姆·丹斯在九十年代初首次与特朗普接触;作为一名初级投资银行家,丹斯是一个小团队的一员,该团队正在为麦迪逊广场花园的出售做中介,这笔交易不仅包括该场馆和纽约的各种运动队,还包括环球小姐选美比赛。据丹斯回忆,特朗普和他的代表每周会给他办公室打一次电话,问他是否可以单独购买环球小姐比赛,而不买其余部分。“我们当时说,‘不行,你得买下整个套餐,’”丹斯告诉我。特朗普会“挂断电话,等一周,然后再试。”

In Washington, Dans learned that there was a task force being run out of the National Security Council in which staffers representing each of the relevant U.S. government agencies were deliberating options for the future of Greenland. “Let me get involved, because I’ve got a family connection,” Dans recalled telling his boss. Although Dans had never been to Greenland, his grandfather had served there as a merchant mariner during the Second World War, and had later helped construct Pituffik Space Base. Dans was appointed to the Greenland Policy Coordination Committee.

在华盛顿,丹斯得知国家安全委员会正在运作一个特别工作组,来自美国各相关政府机构的代表正在审议格陵兰未来的各种选项。“让我参与进来,因为我有家庭关系,”丹斯回忆他对上司说。尽管丹斯从未去过格陵兰,但他的祖父在二战期间曾作为一名商船海员在那里服役,后来还帮助建造了皮图菲克太空基地。丹斯被任命进入格陵兰政策协调委员会。

Much of the work of the Greenland P.C.C. was retroactively classified, but it centered on what the group’s members and their superiors regarded as both the threat and the opportunity of Greenlandic independence. “I want to say it’s an opportunity as long as we are willing and able to position ourselves to have a robust security and economic relationship with an independent Greenland,” Alexander Gray, who was serving as the chief of staff of the National Security Council at the time, told me. But Gray worried that Greenlandic independence would throw into question the security arrangements that were already in place: “Why would a Greenlandic independent government honor a treaty that their colonial masters signed with the United States decades ago?”

格陵兰政策协调委员会的大部分工作后来被追溯定为机密,但其核心在于该小组成员及其上级所认为的格陵兰独立带来的威胁和机遇。“我想说,只要我们愿意并能够定位好自己,与一个独立的格陵兰建立稳固的安全和经济关系,这就是一个机遇,”当时担任国家安全委员会办公厅主任的亚历山大·格雷告诉我。但格雷担心,格陵兰的独立会使已有的安全安排受到质疑:“一个独立的格陵兰政府为什么要遵守其殖民宗主国几十年前与美国签订的条约?”

Gray had spent the preceding years observing and seeking ways to counter Chinese influence operations in sparsely populated island nations. “I had the portfolio dealing with the Pacific islands in the N.S.C., and we were dealing with this every day,” he told me. State-owned Chinese entities offered loans to such nations for infrastructure projects; if the nations defaulted, the Chinese could take control. A security agreement between China and the Solomon Islands enabled the deployment of Chinese paramilitary forces. “Watching that in real time prompted a lot of people to really have concerns about where an independent Greenland would ultimately end up,” Gray said.

格雷在之前的几年里一直在观察并寻求方法,以对抗中国在人口稀少的岛国中的影响力行动。“我在国安会负责太平洋岛国事务,我们每天都在处理这个问题,”他告诉我。中国国有实体向这些国家提供基础设施项目贷款;如果这些国家违约,中国就可以接管。中国与所罗门群岛之间的一项安全协议使得中国准军事力量得以部署。“实时看到这种情况,促使很多人真正担忧一个独立的格陵兰最终会走向何方,”格雷说。

To temper the perceived risks posed by Greenlandic independence, the Trump Administration set about trying to accelerate it in ways that would bring about a greater reliance on the U.S. “There’s nothing secret about the contours of the thing—if you study Greenland at all, you quickly arrive at the point that, you know, they’re asset rich and cash poor,” Dans told me. A major obstacle to Greenlandic independence is the absence of a self-sufficient economy; each year, Denmark doles out a block grant of around six hundred million dollars. “So, like, this is not a toughie, if you come from an investment-banking or dealmaking background, to solve,” Dans continued. “I hate to sound glib about it, but, when we’re shovelling trillions of dollars out of the Treasury for COVID relief—boom, boom, boom—and you’re looking at a number which is a couple hundred million, it’s, like, ‘Guys, let’s get serious here. What’s going on? This is not a difficult thing.’ ”

为了缓和格陵兰独立带来的感知风险,特朗普政府开始试图加速其独立进程,并使其更加依赖美国。“这件事的大致轮廓没什么秘密——如果你对格陵兰稍有研究,你很快就会意识到,你知道,他们资产丰富但现金匮乏,”丹斯告诉我。格陵兰独立的一个主要障碍是缺乏自给自足的经济;丹麦每年拨出约六亿美元的整笔拨款。“所以,如果你有投资银行或交易撮合的背景,这不算什么难题,”丹斯继续说。“我不想听起来很轻率,但是,当我们为了新冠纾困从财政部大把大把地撒出数万亿美元——砰、砰、砰——而你看到的数字只是几亿美元时,你就会觉得,‘各位,我们认真点。怎么回事?这不是什么难事。’”

The U.S. set out on a “charm offensive,” as Greenland’s only private national newspaper, Sermitsiaq, put it at the time. Trump’s Ambassador to Denmark made numerous trips to Greenland, and courted Greenlandic politicians with promises of American business investment, educational opportunities, and development aid. The U.S. reopened its consulate in Nuuk, which had been shuttered since 1953. During the fall of 2019, a delegation of American diplomats and national-security officials arrived in Nuuk to discuss Greenland’s mineral resources, with a particular focus on mining strategic rare-earth minerals. Left undisclosed was the fact that among them were members of the National Security Council who were working to subvert the Kingdom of Denmark; they belonged to the Greenland P.C.C.

美国展开了一场“魅力攻势”,正如格陵兰唯一的私营全国性报纸《塞尔米西亚克》当时所说。特朗普的驻丹麦大使多次前往格陵兰,并以美国商业投资、教育机会和发展援助的承诺来讨好格陵兰的政治家。美国重新开放了自1953年以来一直关闭的驻努克领事馆。2019年秋天,一个由美国外交官和国家安全官员组成的代表团抵达努克,讨论格陵兰的矿产资源,特别关注战略性稀土矿物的开采。未披露的事实是,他们中有国家安全委员会的成员,这些人正在努力颠覆丹麦王国;他们属于格陵兰政策协调委员会。

According to Drew Horn, the senior Administration official who was co-leading the Greenland P.C.C., the group routinely discussed the potential for friction with Denmark, and took “deliberate efforts meant to appease Danish concerns.” The intention, Horn said, “was never to vilify Denmark. It was always to do this as a win for everybody.” (Denmark’s win, as he saw it, was that it could cut loose a financial burden, even as it lost ninety-eight per cent of its territory and its relevance to Arctic geopolitics.) But the Danes were neither informed about the existence of the Greenland P.C.C. nor aware of its plans.

据共同领导格陵兰政策协调委员会的高级政府官员德鲁·霍恩说,该小组经常讨论与丹麦发生摩擦的可能性,并采取了“旨在安抚丹麦关切的刻意努力”。霍恩说,其意图“从来不是诋毁丹麦。始终是为了让这件事成为对所有人都有利的双赢。”(在他看来,丹麦的“赢”在于它可以甩掉一个财政负担,即使它会失去百分之九十八的领土及其在北极地缘政治中的重要性。)但丹麦人既未被告知格陵兰政策协调委员会的存在,也不知晓其计划。

For the final two years of Trump’s first term, the work of the U.S. government in Greenland amounted to overt diplomacy and outreach paired with covert, winking assurances to Greenlandic officials that the U.S. would financially support their pursuit of independence in exchange for total military sovereignty over the island. The concept was hardly different from what Gray had cast as the Chinese approach—only the U.S. was now doing it first.

在特朗普第一个任期的最后两年里,美国政府在格陵兰的工作,一方面是公开的外交和外联,另一方面是暗中向格陵兰官员眨眼示意,保证美国将资助他们追求独立,以换取对该岛的完全军事主权。这一概念与格雷所描述的中国做法几乎没有什么不同——只是美国现在率先这么做了。

Still, military annexation was not on the table. The United States military continued to regard its allies and the “rules-based order” as the cornerstone of its Arctic strategy. On the sidelines of the NATO Leaders’ Meeting that winter, Bolton’s replacement, Robert O’Brien, urged his Danish counterparts to make a show of their commitment to Greenland’s security. O’Brien advised them to build a large, permanent air-force base, and to keep frigates on rotation in the Nuuk harbor, as a deterrent to the Russian and Chinese navies. The Danes “wanted to talk about plans and white papers, and that sort of thing,” he told me. “Whereas I’m the kind of guy who—well, I’d just take over a hotel in Nuuk and send a hundred Danish special operators there.”

尽管如此,军事吞并并未被摆上台面。美国军方继续将其盟友和“基于规则的秩序”视为其北极战略的基石。那年冬天,在北约领导人会议的间隙,接替博尔顿的罗伯特·奥布莱恩敦促他的丹麦同行展示他们对格陵兰安全的承诺。奥布莱恩建议他们建造一个大型永久性空军基地,并在努克港轮流部署护卫舰,以威慑俄罗斯和中国海军。丹麦人“想谈论计划和白皮书之类的东西,”他告诉我。“而我是那种——嗯,我会直接接管努克的一家酒店,派一百名丹麦特种部队过去。”

To the Danes, it was as if the Americans had lost track of their own fantasy. The American argument, O’Brien said, was that “guys with dogsleds aren’t going to stop a naval infantry regiment of the Chinese or the Russians coming on board from an icebreaker.” But neither country had ever threatened Greenland, and the prospect of an imminent invasion made no strategic or tactical sense. After Denmark stepped in to finance the three Greenlandic airports, Chinese investment ground to a halt. Besides, Greenland was NATO territory; any attack would, at least in principle, invoke the possibility of nuclear Armageddon.

对丹麦人来说,美国人似乎已经忘记了自己的幻想。奥布莱恩说,美国的论点是,“坐狗拉雪橇的家伙挡不住从破冰船上登陆的中国或俄罗斯海军步兵团。”但这两个国家都从未威胁过格陵兰,而且迫在眉睫的入侵前景在战略或战术上都毫无道理。在丹麦介入为三个格陵兰机场提供融资后,中国的投资就停止了。此外,格陵兰是北约领土;任何攻击,至少在原则上,都会引发核末日的可能性。

“I think the Danes had gotten used to business as usual,” O’Brien told me. “They liked it much better when the U.S. provided all their security, and it didn’t cost them anything, and they could spend their money on social programs and worker programs.” He continued, “In other words, we were supposed to defend it but not have any say in the governance of Greenland, and potentially even have how we defended it questioned by the Danes.”

“我认为丹麦人已经习惯了照常行事,”奥布莱恩告诉我。“他们更喜欢美国提供所有安全保障,而他们自己不用花一分钱,可以把钱花在社会项目和工人项目上。”他继续说,“换句话说,我们应该保卫它,但对格陵兰的治理没有任何发言权,甚至我们如何保卫它都可能受到丹麦人的质疑。”

I asked whether he felt that the Danes had grasped the depth of Trump’s desire to take over the island.

我问他,是否觉得丹麦人已经领会了特朗普想要接管该岛的深切愿望。

“No, I don’t think they took it seriously,” O’Brien said. “They did when he came back.”

“不,我认为他们没有当真,”奥布莱恩说。“他回来时他们才当真了。”

After Trump lost the 2020 election, Tom Dans went back to pecan farming. “We did have a period of exile,” he told me, of the aftermath of the Capitol insurrection. (He was unaware of the attack in real time; he’d spent much of the day inside a secure facility, working with members of the Greenland P.C.C.) But, in the lead-up to Trump’s third run for office, Dans visited Washington as a non-resident fellow at the Heritage Foundation, where his brother, Paul, was leading the effort to draft a blitz of executive actions and policies that became known as Project 2025. As the election approached, Dans spoke with the Greenlandic diplomatic representative in Washington, who mentioned that he knew of a Greenlander who supported Trump: a bricklayer named Jørgen Boassen.

特朗普输掉2020年大选后,汤姆·丹斯回去种山核桃了。“我们确实经历了一段流放期,”他对我谈起国会山暴乱后的情况。(他当时并不知道这次袭击;那天大部分时间他都在一个安全设施内,与格陵兰政策协调委员会的成员一起工作。)但是,在特朗普第三次竞选总统的准备阶段,丹斯作为传统基金会的非常驻研究员访问了华盛顿,他的兄弟保罗正在那里领导起草一系列被称为“2025计划”的行政行动和政策闪电战。随着大选临近,丹斯与格陵兰驻华盛顿的外交代表交谈,后者提到他认识一个支持特朗普的格陵兰人:一个名叫约尔根·博阿森的砌砖工。

Boassen had been a Trump fan since 2016. “I was so tired of the élites, and of politically correct politicians,” he told me. By reading the news on social media, he had come to believe that Europe was sleepwalking into civil war, owing to the influx of Muslim migrants from Africa and the Middle East. “Denmark cannot even protect Denmark,” he said. “How can they protect us?”

博阿森自2016年起就是特朗普的粉丝。“我厌倦了精英们,厌倦了政治正确的政客,”他告诉我。通过阅读社交媒体上的新闻,他开始相信,由于来自非洲和中东的穆斯林移民涌入,欧洲正在梦游般地走向内战。“丹麦甚至保护不了丹麦,”他说。“他们怎么能保护我们?”

In the fall of 2024, Dans wrote to Boassen on Facebook, and invited him to the U.S. They spent a week campaigning for Trump door to door in Pittsburgh, then travelled to West Palm Beach for Election Night, where Boassen shook hands with senators, billionaires, and several MAGA luminaries. “I also met Don, Jr., there, and I told him, ‘If you want to come to Greenland, just contact me,’ ” he recalled.

2024年秋天,丹斯在脸书上给博阿森写信,邀请他去美国。他们花了一周时间在匹兹堡挨家挨户为特朗普助选,然后前往西棕榈滩参加选举之夜活动,在那里,博阿森与参议员、亿万富翁和几位“让美国再次伟大”的知名人士握手。“我还在那里见到了小唐纳德,我告诉他,‘如果你想來格陵兰,联系我就行,’”他回忆道。
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After the election, Boassen returned to Nuuk; Dans spent the following weeks pushing his Greenland agenda, in conversations with people he knew on Trump’s transition team, until it became one of Trump’s central fixations. “You have to get meetings with people, you have to coach an idea, and you have to work it and sell it and help people understand why it makes sense,” Dans told me. “Ultimately, it has to become their idea, not yours. There’s no end to what you can accomplish in D.C. if you are willing to give other people the credit.”

选举结束后,博阿森返回努克;丹斯在接下来的几周里,与他认识的特朗普过渡团队成员交谈,推动他的格陵兰议程,直到它成为特朗普的核心执念之一。“你必须与人会面,你必须引导一个想法,你必须努力推进它、推销它,帮助人们理解它为什么合理,”丹斯告诉我。“最终,它必须成为他们的想法,而不是你的。如果你愿意把功劳让给别人,你在华盛顿能成就的事情是无限的。”

In early January, 2025, the right-wing activist Charlie Kirk texted Boassen and asked for help arranging a visit to Nuuk, for himself and Don, Jr. A few days later, the Trump family’s Boeing 757 landed on Nuuk’s new runway. Boassen was there to receive them. “That’s the great irony here,” Dans said, laughing. “The Chinese were the ones who, ten years ago, came and said, ‘Let us build your airports and walk into your mineral deposits.’ And then they got read the riot act by the U.S. side, and the Danes stepped up and found the money and built the airport—and that allowed the 757 to land and get the visuals.”

2025年1月初,右翼活动家查理·柯克给博阿森发短信,请求帮助安排他和唐纳德·特朗普 Jr. 访问努克。几天后,特朗普家族的波音757降落在努克的新跑道上。博阿森在那里迎接他们。“这就是巨大的讽刺,”丹斯笑着说。“十年前,是中国人过来说,‘让我们为你们建机场,进入你们的矿藏。’然后他们被美国方面严厉斥责,丹麦人介入,找到了资金,建成了机场——这使得那架757能够降落,并获得那些画面。”

An advance team came to Nuuk with a stack of MAGA hats. Boassen assembled a small group of people to cheer Don, Jr.,’s arrival, and to join him for lunch at Nuuk’s most expensive hotel. It was only after the plane left, that evening, that local journalists discovered the supporters included homeless people who had been recruited with the promise of a free meal.

一个先遣队带着一叠“让美国再次伟大”的帽子来到努克。博阿森召集了一小群人,为小唐纳德的到来欢呼,并和他一起在努克最昂贵的酒店共进午餐。直到当晚飞机离开后,当地记者才发现,这些支持者中包括一些无家可归的人,他们是被一顿免费餐的承诺招募来的。

“They told us that they would welcome us as part of the United States,” a high-school student named Malik Dollerup-Scheibel, who ran into Don, Jr., and Kirk at a pool bar called Daddy’s, told me. “And we were just, like, ‘Yeah, well, it would be really strange to say that we’re not welcome, since you just came here.’ ” He was handed a MAGA hat and photographed with Kirk and Don, Jr. “But what we didn’t know was that, at the same time as we were being photographed, Donald Trump, Sr., was saying that he would take Greenland by force,” Dollerup-Scheibel said. “So we were kind of manipulated. When they posted the pictures, it looked like there were so many people who liked him. But we were just friendly, and people got free beer.”

“他们告诉我们,他们会欢迎我们成为美国的一部分,”一个名叫马利克·多勒鲁普-沙伊贝尔的高中生告诉我,他在一家名为“老爹”的台球酒吧遇到了小唐纳德和柯克。“而我们当时只是说,‘是啊,嗯,说我们不欢迎你们会很奇怪,因为你们刚来。’”他被塞了一顶“让美国再次伟大”的帽子,并与柯克和小唐纳德合影。“但我们当时不知道的是,就在我们被拍照的同时,老唐纳德·特朗普正在说他会用武力夺取格陵兰,”多勒鲁普-沙伊贝尔说。“所以我们算是被操纵了。当他们发布照片时,看起来好像有很多人喜欢他。但我们只是友好而已,而且人们得到了免费啤酒。”

Back in the U.S., Kirk went to his broadcast studio and gave an account of his few hours in Greenland. “There’s polar bears that walk around Nuuk,” he said. (There are no polar bears walking around Nuuk.) He recounted a tale of a young boy coming to him and telling him about rubies the size of baseballs. “And he says, ‘The Danes don’t let us mine our rubies, our gold, our lithium, or our gas,’ ” Kirk claimed. (Greenland has total autonomy and ownership over its natural resources.) “He said, ‘It’s time for a rebellion against the Danes.’ The younger people of Nuuk, the younger people of Greenland—they want to be rich, and, oh, my goodness, do they have wealth in Greenland. Incomprehensible amounts of wealth. We are talking that Greenland could be the new Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Russia, Permian Basin, Marcellus Shale, and the Balkan, all mixed into one. America should want those resources for our country, and Greenland should want them for their country. We’d be far more willing and able to develop them than Denmark and the socialist Greta Thunberg environmentalists from Copenhagen.”

回到美国后,柯克去了他的广播工作室,讲述了他在格陵兰几个小时的经历。“有北极熊在努克走来走去,”他说。(努克没有北极熊走来走去。)他讲述了一个小男孩来找他,告诉他关于棒球大小的红宝石的故事。“他说,‘丹麦人不让我们开采我们的红宝石、黄金、锂或天然气,’”柯克声称。(格陵兰对其自然资源拥有完全的自主权和所有权。)“他说,‘是时候反抗丹麦人了。’努克的年轻人,格陵兰的年轻人——他们想变得富有,而且,哦,我的天哪,格陵兰确实有财富。难以想象的财富。我们说的是,格陵兰可能成为新的沙特阿拉伯、卡塔尔、俄罗斯、二叠纪盆地、马塞勒斯页岩和巴尔干地区的结合体。美国应该为我们的国家想要那些资源,格陵兰也应该为他们的国家想要那些资源。我们远比丹麦和哥本哈根那些社会主义的格蕾塔·通贝里环保主义者更愿意也更有能力开发它们。”

Kirk framed the question of annexation as a matter of dignity. “They want to be part of a country that respects them, that gives them human rights,” he said. “It is the return of Manifest Destiny. Gulf of America. We’re taking back the Panama Canal, and we’re gonna do whatever it takes to have Greenland be part of the United States of America.”

柯克将吞并问题框定为尊严问题。“他们想成为一个尊重他们、给予他们人权的国家的一部分,”他说。“这是‘昭昭天命’的回归。美利坚湾。我们要夺回巴拿马运河,我们将不惜一切代价让格陵兰成为美利坚合众国的一部分。”

In the next week or so, several Trump-friendly influencers began arriving in Nuuk. Nick Shirley asked Greenlanders what they thought about annexation on camera; the Nelk Boys handed out hundred-dollar bills to children, prompting locals to call the police. When Chris Cox showed up, Boassen served as his fixer.

在接下来的一周左右,几位亲特朗普的网红开始抵达努克。尼克·雪利在镜头前询问格陵兰人对吞并的看法;内尔克男孩向儿童分发百元美钞,引得当地人报警。当克里斯·考克斯出现时,博阿森充当了他的中间人。

Most of the propaganda wasn’t aimed at persuading Greenlanders to call for closer ties with the United States—it was focussed on convincing conservative Americans that the Greenlanders would welcome U.S. forces as liberators. An organization called Patriot Polling reported that fifty-seven per cent of Greenlanders supported joining the United States; Kirk shared the poll on X. But a Danish-Greenlandic poll found that the figure was around six per cent.

大多数宣传并非旨在说服格陵兰人呼吁与美国建立更紧密的联系——而是集中在说服美国保守派,让他们相信格陵兰人会欢迎美军作为解放者。一个名为“爱国者民调”的组织报告称,百分之五十七的格陵兰人支持加入美国;柯克在X平台上分享了这份民调。但一项丹麦-格陵兰联合民调发现,这个数字大约是百分之六。

“Charlie Kirk said that there were a hundred people waiting for him at the airport with MAGA hats on,” Dollerup-Scheibel recalled. “I have seen pictures from the airport. There were three.”

“查理·柯克说有一百个人戴着‘让美国再次伟大’的帽子在机场等他,”多勒鲁普-沙伊贝尔回忆说。“我看过机场的照片。只有三个。”

Trump’s territorial ambitions emboldened those of America’s adversaries. Days after Don, Jr., returned from Greenland, a Russian lawmaker and former senior military officer argued on state television that, for defensive reasons, Russia should now annex Norway’s Svalbard archipelago, where it has maintained two coal-mining settlements for almost a century. “A war has begun in the Arctic,” he said. “Trump is declaring his claims to Greenland. Why shouldn’t we look at Greenland? We need Greenland! This is not a joke. We absolutely need it!” But it was impossible to tell whether he was serious, trolling, or just revelling in the end of the rules-based international order. There was no point in dealing with the Greenlandic or Danish authorities, he said; the best way forward was to “reach an agreement with Trump, and divide Greenland into a couple of parts.”

特朗普的领土野心助长了美国对手的野心。小唐纳德从格陵兰返回几天后,一位俄罗斯议员、前高级军官在国家电视台上主张,出于防御原因,俄罗斯现在应该吞并挪威的斯瓦尔巴群岛,俄罗斯在那里维持两个煤矿定居点已近一个世纪。“一场战争已经在北极开始了,”他说。“特朗普正在宣布他对格陵兰的主张。我们为什么不看看格陵兰?我们需要格陵兰!这不是开玩笑。我们绝对需要它!”但无法判断他是认真的,是在挑衅,还是仅仅在幸灾乐祸于基于规则的国际秩序的终结。他说,与格陵兰或丹麦当局打交道毫无意义;最好的办法是“与特朗普达成协议,把格陵兰分成几部分。”

Some Greenlandic politicians also saw the MAGA incursion as an opportunity for leverage. “People are beginning to understand that independence is not a question of the block grant,” Pele Broberg, the chairman of the hard-line-nationalist Naleraq Party, said. “It is only a question of whether we want independence.” He brushed off Trump’s annexation rhetoric as a negotiating tactic. “They are showing good will by saying, ‘Forget the economic side. We will figure that out,’ ” he said.

一些格陵兰政治家也将“让美国再次伟大”的入侵视为一个获取筹码的机会。“人们开始明白,独立不是整笔拨款的问题,”强硬民族主义政党纳莱拉克党主席佩莱·布罗伯格说。“这只是我们是否想要独立的问题。”他对特朗普的吞并言论不以为意,认为那是一种谈判策略。“他们说‘忘掉经济方面吧。我们会想办法解决的’,这是在展示善意,”他说。

A young Greenlandic parliamentarian named Kuno Fencker announced his openness to entering into a defense pact with the United States, cutting Denmark out of the picture. He had read about the concept in an essay published shortly before the 2024 U.S. election, unaware that two of its authors—Tom Dans and Alexander Gray—had previously worked on covert plans for Greenland at the National Security Council. Dans seized upon Fencker’s interest, and invited him to Trump’s Inauguration. Kirk arranged tickets for Fencker and Boassen to attend the Turning Point USA Inauguration ball.

一位名叫库诺·芬克的年轻格陵兰议员宣布,他愿意与美国签订防务协议,将丹麦排除在外。他是在2024年美国大选前不久发表的一篇文章中读到这个概念的,他不知道该文章的三位作者中的两位——汤姆·丹斯和亚历山大·格雷——此前曾在国家安全委员会从事关于格陵兰的秘密计划。丹斯抓住了芬克的兴趣,邀请他参加特朗普的就职典礼。柯克则为芬克和博阿森安排了参加“转折点美国”就职舞会的门票。

“We met many people there—Kid Rock, Ben Shapiro, Jordan Peterson, Trump’s lawyer,” Boassen recalled. By then, Boassen had started introducing himself as “Trump’s Greenlandic son.” Fencker met with White House lawyers and other Administration officials, and candidly discussed his grievances with Denmark and possible paths forward for Greenland and the United States. Although he was travelling as a private citizen, he was apparently received and treated as a representative of the Greenlandic legislature. “It’s easy to meet people in the government or State Department or whatever,” he told me. “I met with almost three hundred people.”

“我们在那里见到了很多人——摇滚小子、本·夏皮罗、乔丹·彼得森、特朗普的律师,”博阿森回忆说。那时,博阿森已经开始自称“特朗普的格陵兰之子”。芬克会见了白宫律师和其他政府官员,坦率地讨论了他对丹麦的不满,以及格陵兰和美国未来可能的发展道路。尽管他是以私人身份旅行,但他显然被当作格陵兰立法机构的代表来接待和对待。“很容易见到政府或国务院或其他部门的人,”他告诉我。“我见了将近三百人。”

In the days before the Inauguration, a group of Republican lawmakers had introduced a bill to authorize the acquisition of Greenland. “We are, quite frankly, the dominant predator,” its lead author, Representative Andy Ogles, of Tennessee, said on Fox News. Dans arranged for Fencker and Boassen to join Ogles for an interview on his social-media channels. The two Greenlanders sat in silence on either side of Ogles as he rejoiced in the prospect of more deportations and fewer rights for transgender people. “The liberal crazies are crying, and the righteous Republicans are rejoicing,” Ogles said. Then he turned to the Greenlanders and cited the dubious poll that said a majority of their compatriots supported their country being acquired by the United States.

在就职典礼前几天,一群共和党议员提出了一项法案,授权获取格陵兰。“坦率地说,我们是占主导地位的掠食者,”该法案的主要发起人、田纳西州众议员安迪·奥格尔斯在福克斯新闻上说。丹斯安排芬克和博阿森与奥格尔斯一起在他的社交媒体频道上接受采访。当奥格尔斯为更多驱逐出境和更少的跨性别者权利的前景而欢欣鼓舞时,这两位格陵兰人沉默地坐在他两侧。“自由派的疯子们在哭泣,正义的共和党人在欢庆,”奥格尔斯说。然后他转向格陵兰人,引用了那份可疑的民调,称大多数格陵兰同胞支持他们的国家被美国收购。

“Our philosophy here is very American. We want to be independent,” Fencker said. But Ogles framed the affiliation with the U.S. as a foregone conclusion, and his guests did not disagree. Once Greenland joined the U.S., Ogles said, they could expect “a new tourism industry from Americans who suddenly see this as part of their homeland, as part of our territory.” Fencker shifted uncomfortably. When I met him in his office, in Nuuk, last fall, he defended his appearance as an act of unofficial diplomacy. “If you listen closely to what I say and try to have a legal hat on, you will realize that I am saying that Greenland wants to be a sovereign country,” he told me. “But we are on a diplomatic mission. How do you think that attacking the greatest power on earth, military-wise, and having a bad relationship with them—how would that go down?”

“我们这里的理念非常美国化。我们想要独立,”芬克说。但奥格尔斯将与美国的联合视为既成事实,他的客人们也没有表示异议。奥格尔斯说,一旦格陵兰加入美国,他们可以期待“一个新的旅游业,来自那些突然将这里视为自己家园、自己领土一部分的美国人。”芬克不自在地动了动。去年秋天,当我在努克他的办公室见到他时,他为自己的露面辩护,称其为一种非官方外交行为。“如果你仔细听我说的话,并试着从法律角度去理解,你会意识到我是在说格陵兰想成为一个主权国家,”他告诉我。“但我们是在执行外交任务。你认为攻击地球上最强大的军事力量,并与他们关系恶劣——那会有什么好结果?”

Before leaving Washington, Fencker posed for photographs with Dans and Boassen on the White House grounds. I asked him whether he was using Trump’s desire for Greenland as a cudgel against Denmark, to extract more concessions. “Of course,” he said. He added that he doesn’t necessarily want Greenland to fully break from the Kingdom of Denmark—only to be an equal partner in shaping all aspects of its future. “My visit to the White House was just a stunt. It was just to make Denmark afraid,” he said. “I was just there as a visitor, sitting in the West Wing to get a picture.”

离开华盛顿前,芬克与丹斯和博阿森在白宫场地上合影留念。我问他,是否在利用特朗普对格陵兰的渴望作为对抗丹麦的大棒,以榨取更多让步。“当然,”他说。他补充说,他并不一定希望格陵兰完全脱离丹麦王国——只是希望在塑造其未来的各个方面成为一个平等的伙伴。“我对白宫的访问只是一场表演。只是为了吓唬丹麦,”他说。“我只是作为一个访客在那里,坐在白宫西翼拍了张照片。”

Shortly after Fencker and Boassen left, a congressman from Georgia introduced a bill to change Greenland’s name on all federal documents and maps to “Red, White, and Blueland.” Alexander Gray, meanwhile, made it clear in a congressional hearing titled “Nuuk and Cranny” that he had no interest in Greenlandic self-determination on its own terms. “The security stakes are simply too high to allow Greenland to obtain independence without a plan in place for the U.S. to insure our core strategic interests are assured,” he said.

芬克和博阿森离开后不久,一位来自佐治亚州的国会议员提出一项法案,要求在所有联邦文件和地图上将格陵兰的名称改为“红白蓝之地”。与此同时,亚历山大·格雷在一场名为“努克与怪癖”的国会听证会上明确表示,他对格陵兰按其自身条件实现自决毫无兴趣。“安全利害关系实在太大了,不能允许格陵兰在没有制定计划以确保美国核心战略利益得到保障的情况下获得独立,”他说。

Drew Horn—the former Special Forces commander who had co-led the Greenland P.C.C.—set out to become a conduit between American financing and struggling Greenlandic businesses. He had left the public sector in early 2021, after Trump failed to overturn the election, and had formed a strategic-minerals advisory firm with the intermittent backing and guidance of former senior defense and intelligence officials, as well as from Trump’s former head of security and one of Trump’s lawyers. Horn announced that he would travel to Greenland on behalf of his investors, and that he planned to “support the country’s pursuit of independence.” “If Greenland wants independence and inclusion in North America, the private funding exists to make it a reality,” he wrote on LinkedIn.

德鲁·霍恩——那位曾共同领导格陵兰政策协调委员会的前特种部队指挥官——开始着手成为美国融资与陷入困境的格陵兰企业之间的渠道。他在2021年初特朗普未能推翻选举结果后离开了公共部门,并在前高级国防和情报官员以及特朗普的前安全主管和一名特朗普律师的间歇性支持和指导下,成立了一家战略矿产咨询公司。霍恩宣布,他将代表他的投资者前往格陵兰,并计划“支持该国追求独立”。“如果格陵兰想要独立并融入北美,私人资金是存在的,可以使之成为现实,”他在领英上写道。

In Nuuk, Horn dined multiple times with Pele Broberg, the head of the Naleraq Party. Horn—whose résumé notes his training and expertise in “Unconventional Warfare”—insisted that he was just acting as a businessman. But his background aroused suspicion in Nuuk, though Danish and Greenlandic officials were still unaware of the Greenland P.C.C.’s existence, and of his role as its leader. “We call him Rambo,” a senior Greenlandic official told me. In 2024, a documentary about a botched mercenary coup in Venezuela revealed that, while serving in Trump’s first Administration, Horn had dined with the leader of the operation—a fellow former U.S. Special Forces soldier—and remained abreast of its progress. In messages with the lead mercenary, Horn repeatedly claimed to be engaging U.S. government departments on the man’s behalf. The coup ended with the slaughter or imprisonment of most of its participants. (Horn declined to comment about this.)

在努克,霍恩多次与纳莱拉克党领袖佩莱·布罗伯格共进晚餐。霍恩——其简历注明他接受过“非常规战争”的训练并具备相关专长——坚称他只是以商人身份行事。但他的背景在努克引起了怀疑,尽管丹麦和格陵兰官员仍然不知道格陵兰政策协调委员会的存在,也不知道他作为其领导人的角色。“我们叫他兰博,”一位格陵兰高级官员告诉我。2024年,一部关于委内瑞拉一场拙劣的雇佣军政变的纪录片披露,在特朗普第一届政府任职期间,霍恩曾与该行动的领导人——一名同样是前美国特种部队士兵的人——共进晚餐,并一直了解其进展。在与那名雇佣兵头目的信息往来中,霍恩多次声称代表此人与美国政府各部门接洽。那场政变以大多数参与者被屠杀或监禁而告终。(霍恩拒绝对此置评。)

In Nuuk, Horn appeared to be positioning himself to profit in the event of an American annexation. “He is trying to make himself the center of whatever happens,” the senior Greenlandic official told me. “Everybody is trying to find out what he is doing, what he is saying. And then he just changes the subject.”

在努克,霍恩似乎正在为自己定位,以便在美国吞并时获利。“他正试图让自己成为无论发生什么事的中心人物,”那位格陵兰高级官员告诉我。“每个人都在试图弄清楚他在做什么,他在说什么。然后他就转移话题。”
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In March, 2025, as Greenlanders prepared to vote in their parliamentary elections, Horn’s firm put out a press release for “stakeholders” that laid out a path to Greenlandic independence. “The majority of the Greenlandic Parliament today is controlled by pro-independence parties,” the press release noted. Horn anticipated a landslide for those parties, followed by a rapid break from Denmark, with an initial referendum triggered within a month. Trump assured Greenlanders that, if they became independent, his government stood “ready to INVEST BILLIONS OF DOLLARS to create new jobs and MAKE YOU RICH.”

2025年3月,当格陵兰人准备进行议会选举投票时,霍恩的公司为“利益相关者”发布了一份新闻稿,阐述了一条通往格陵兰独立的道路。“如今,格陵兰议会多数席位由支持独立的政党控制,”新闻稿指出。霍恩预计这些政党将取得压倒性胜利,随后迅速脱离丹麦,并在一个月内触发首次公投。特朗普向格陵兰人保证,如果他们独立,他的政府“准备投资数十亿美元,创造新的就业机会,让你们变得富有。”

Horn’s assessment wasn’t unreasonable; it was based on recent statements by Greenlandic politicians. But he had misjudged the effects of Trump’s rhetoric, and perhaps of his own. When Greenlanders went to the polls, a plurality of the votes went to a center-right party that had never previously won a Greenlandic election and, in light of ongoing threats, favored the status quo. In the following weeks, it formed a coalition government whose organizing principle was its opposition to American aggression. Only Naleraq, whose leadership wanted to initiate the independence process immediately, was excluded from the coalition. “We shall choose our partners ourselves,” the coalition agreement read. “It is we who dictate the pace.”

霍恩的评估并非不合理;它是基于格陵兰政治家最近的声明。但他误判了特朗普言论的影响,也许还有他自己言论的影响。当格陵兰人走向投票站时,多数选票投给了一个中右翼政党,该党此前从未在格陵兰选举中获胜,并且鉴于持续的威胁,倾向于维持现状。在接下来的几周里,它组建了一个联合政府,其组织原则就是反对美国的侵略。只有纳莱拉克党被排除在联合政府之外,该党领导层希望立即启动独立进程。“我们将自己选择我们的伙伴,”联合政府协议写道。“是我们来决定步伐。”

In MAGA circles, the elections were falsely framed as a victory for Trump. “The pro-Denmark party got first, but the pro-United States party got its best-ever result,” Charlie Kirk said on his broadcast, the following day. “This election shows that the pro-American forces are ascendant in Greenland, and it should be partnered with America, not the Old World,” Kirk added. “This would be nothing but upside for the great people of Greenland.” Like Trump, he focussed on money: “You will be wealthier. You will be richer. You will have the U.S. dollar. You will have more purchasing power.”

在“让美国再次伟大”的圈子里,这次选举被错误地描述为特朗普的胜利。“亲丹麦的政党得了第一,但亲美国的政党取得了有史以来最好的成绩,”查理·柯克第二天在他的广播中说。“这次选举表明,亲美势力在格陵兰正在崛起,它应该与美国合作,而不是旧世界,”柯克补充道。“这对伟大的格陵兰人民来说只有好处。”像特朗普一样,他聚焦于金钱:“你们会更富有。你们会更富裕。你们将拥有美元。你们将有更强的购买力。”

Each spring, Greenland’s dogsledding association hosts a national race. “This is somewhere between Nascar’s Daytona 500 and Super Bowl Sunday,” Tom Dans told me. “It’s a massive logistical undertaking. You’ve got three hundred-plus dogs, you’ve got mushers, and you’ve got their support people coming in from nineteen remote locations in northern Greenland, all in the dead of winter. So we thought, Why don’t we make a little Arctic exercise out of this, and get some Chinooks, and help them bring the dogs in?”

每年春天,格陵兰的狗拉雪橇协会都会举办一场全国性比赛。“这有点像纳斯卡的戴通纳500大赛和超级碗星期天的结合体,”汤姆·丹斯告诉我。“这是一项庞大的后勤工作。你有三百多条狗,有橇夫,还有他们的支持人员,他们来自格陵兰北部十九个偏远地点,全都在隆冬时节。所以我们想,为什么不借此搞一次小小的北极演习,弄几架支奴干直升机,帮他们把狗运进来呢?”

Dans pitched his idea to the White House and the Pentagon: part influence operation, part military exercise. “Nobody was saying no,” he told me. The plan was to deploy Chinook helicopters from the Army’s 160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment, the top airborne unit for high-risk Special Operations Forces raids. The use of the Night Stalkers, as the unit is known, to shuttle dogsleds around Greenland would demonstrate, as Dans put it, “the capability that the U.S. had to really help this, in a kind of exciting, peacetime format.” Dans suggested that the dogsledding association invite the U.S. Secretary of Defense, Pete Hegseth, to the race. But to Mikkel Jeremiassen, the head of the association, the invitation seemed like a condition that would “grant us access,” as he later put it, to helicopter support from the Night Stalkers. Jeremiassen drafted a letter to Hegseth, and sought assistance from the Greenlandic ministry of culture in getting it to Hegseth through official channels. But the ministry declined the request on technical grounds, since the island’s political parties had not yet formed their coalition.

丹斯向白宫和五角大楼推销他的想法:一半是影响力行动,一半是军事演习。“没有人说不,”他告诉我。计划是部署陆军第160特种作战航空团的支奴干直升机,这是执行高风险特种部队突袭的顶级空中单位。用这个被称为“暗夜潜行者”的部队在格陵兰运送狗拉雪橇,将展示,正如丹斯所说,“美国以一种令人兴奋的、和平时期的形式,真正帮助这件事的能力。”丹斯建议狗拉雪橇协会邀请美国国防部长皮特·赫格塞斯参加比赛。但对协会负责人米克尔·耶雷米亚森来说,这个邀请似乎是一个“能让我们获得”暗夜潜行者直升机支援的“条件”。耶雷米亚森起草了一封给赫格塞斯的信,并寻求格陵兰文化部的帮助,通过官方渠道将信交给赫格塞斯。但该部以技术理由拒绝了这一请求,因为岛上的政党尚未组成联合政府。

Instead, the White House announced that Usha Vance, Vice-President J. D. Vance’s wife, would attend the dogsled race with one of her sons, and visit Nuuk as a tourist. “She’s a very nice woman, and she loves the concept of Greenland, so she is going there,” Trump said. Two U.S. military-transport planes delivered an advance security team, which drove around Nuuk in armored black S.U.V.s, and Denmark deployed around seventy police officers to maintain public order. But the Second Lady’s visit was abruptly cancelled. “American representatives have been walking around, practically knocking on one door after another in the past few days, to ask if people might be interested in a visit from the Vice-President’s wife,” a Danish TV correspondent in Nuuk reported. “Everywhere, the answer was the same: ‘No, thanks.’ ”

相反,白宫宣布,副总统J·D·万斯的妻子乌莎·万斯将带着他们的一个儿子参加狗拉雪橇比赛,并作为游客访问努克。“她是一位非常好的女士,她喜欢格陵兰这个概念,所以她要去那里,”特朗普说。两架美国军用运输机运送了一支先遣安保团队,他们乘坐黑色装甲SUV在努克四处行驶,丹麦部署了大约七十名警察维持公共秩序。但第二夫人的访问突然取消了。“美国代表这几天一直在四处走动,几乎挨家挨户敲门,询问人们是否对副总统夫人的来访感兴趣,”一位在努克的丹麦电视台记者报道说。“到处得到的答案都是一样的:‘不,谢谢。’”

The Administration framed it differently. “There was so much excitement around Usha’s visit to Greenland this Friday that I decided that I didn’t want her to have all that fun by herself,” J. D. Vance said, in a video announcing the change of plans. He added that he and Usha would visit Pituffik Space Base, alongside Trump’s national-security adviser and the U.S. Energy Secretary. (Usha’s touristic visits were cancelled.) “A lot of other countries have threatened Greenland, have threatened to use its territories and its waterways to threaten the United States, to threaten Canada, and, of course, to threaten the people of Greenland, so we’re going to check out how things are going there,” Vance said.

政府对此有不同的说法。“乌莎本周五访问格陵兰的消息引发了如此多的兴奋,以至于我决定,我不想让她一个人享受所有的乐趣,”J·D·万斯在一段宣布计划变更的视频中说。他补充说,他和乌莎将与特朗普的国家安全顾问和美国能源部长一起访问皮图菲克太空基地。(乌莎的旅游访问被取消了。)“很多其他国家威胁过格陵兰,威胁要利用其领土和水道来威胁美国,威胁加拿大,当然,也威胁格陵兰人民,所以我们去看看那里情况如何,”万斯说。

By then, European leaders were losing faith in the transatlantic alliance. No other countries were threatening to take over Greenland—only the United States. Jarlov, who was serving as the head of the Danish parliament’s defense committee, raised concerns about Europe’s reliance on U.S.-manufactured weapons systems and fighter jets. “I don’t know if there is a kill switch in the F35’s or not,” he wrote on X, in response to the Pentagon’s claim that there was no such thing. “We obviously can not take your word for it. As one of the decision makers behind Denmark’s purchase of F35’s, I regret it.” He added, “I can easily imagine a situation where the USA will demand Greenland from Denmark and will threaten to deactivate our weapons and let Russia attack us when we refuse.”

到那时,欧洲领导人正在对跨大西洋联盟失去信心。没有其他国家威胁要接管格陵兰——只有美国。担任丹麦议会国防委员会主席的雅洛夫,对欧洲依赖美国制造的武器系统和战斗机的状况表示担忧。“我不知道F35里有没有‘杀死开关’,”他在X平台上写道,回应五角大楼声称没有这种东西的说法。“我们显然不能相信你的话。作为丹麦购买F35的决策者之一,我对此感到后悔。”他补充说,“我可以轻易想象一种情况,美国会向丹麦索要格陵兰,并威胁要停用我们的武器,在我们拒绝时让俄罗斯攻击我们。”

On March 28, 2025, Vance landed at Pituffik Space Base, where he repeated the fantasy that Russia and China were attempting “a lot of very aggressive incursions” in Greenland. He also berated Denmark. “The President said we have to have Greenland,” he said. “We can’t just ignore the President’s desires!”

2025年3月28日,万斯降落在皮图菲克太空基地,在那里他重复了俄罗斯和中国正在格陵兰进行“大量非常激进的入侵”的幻想。他还斥责了丹麦。“总统说过我们必须拥有格陵兰,”他说。“我们不能无视总统的愿望!”

Spring turned to summer. The White House appeared to focus on other matters, and the ice began to melt. But, for a former senior Danish defense-intelligence officer named Jacob Kaarsbo, the good weather carried with it a deeper concern: the easiest time to annex Greenland would be in the summer.

春去夏来。白宫似乎专注于其他事务,冰雪开始融化。但是,对于一位名叫雅各布·卡尔斯博的前丹麦国防情报高级官员来说,好天气带来了更深层的担忧:吞并格陵兰最容易的时机是在夏天。

In May, 2025, I met Kaarsbo for a walk along a pier near Copenhagen. A few days earlier, the Wall Street Journal had reported that Trump’s director of National Intelligence, Tulsi Gabbard, had tasked America’s spy agencies—including the Central Intelligence Agency, the National Security Agency, and the Defense Intelligence Agency—with identifying people in Greenland and Denmark who supported Trump’s aims. The staff of Sermitsiaq had taken to leaving their phones outside editorial meetings, for fear of eavesdropping by the United States. A recent survey by the Center for Public Health in Greenland noted a more than fourfold increase, in the past year, in the percentage of Greenlanders who show symptoms of psychological distress. Eighty-two per cent of respondents reported that Trump’s annexation rhetoric negatively affects their everyday lives. One in four said that they have difficulty sleeping.

2025年5月,我在哥本哈根附近的一个码头边与卡尔斯博会面散步。几天前,《华尔街日报》报道称,特朗普的国家情报总监图尔西·加巴德已责成美国间谍机构——包括中央情报局、国家安全局和国防情报局——在格陵兰和丹麦识别支持特朗普目标的人。《塞尔米西亚克》报的工作人员已经开始在编辑会议时把手机留在外面,以防被美国窃听。格陵兰公共卫生中心最近的一项调查指出,在过去一年中,表现出心理困扰症状的格陵兰人比例增加了四倍多。百分之八十二的受访者表示,特朗普的吞并言论对他们的日常生活产生了负面影响。四分之一的人说他们难以入睡。

Most Danish and Greenlandic contacts I met with were reluctant to speak publicly. Some asked me to leave my phone at my hotel. A prominent Danish historian told me his thoughts, then asked me to not report them, lest he be perceived as speaking for Greenlanders. One of his Greenlandic colleagues offered his own thoughts, then similarly retracted, lest his assertions affect Greenland’s new position of leverage.

我见到的大多数丹麦和格陵兰联系人都不愿公开发言。一些人要求我把手机留在酒店。一位著名的丹麦历史学家告诉了我他的想法,然后要求我不要报道,以免他被视为代表格陵兰人发言。他的一位格陵兰同事提出了自己的想法,然后同样收回了,以免他的断言影响格陵兰新的谈判筹码地位。

Kaarsbo—who had spent fifteen years working alongside Americans in Iraq and Afghanistan—was not too concerned about professional spies. Most Greenlandic political discourse takes place on Facebook, among small groups of people who write in Greenlandic and know one another by family and name; when, in the spring of 2025, a new Facebook account appeared and started polling Greenlanders on their opinions about the United States, it was instantly identified by locals as a likely influence operation. “The Administration may put pressure on the rank and file, but I would assume that a lot of them will try to do their job to a bare minimum,” Kaarsbo told me. “And some of them will just quit. The problem is that they will be able to find some idiots who will do anything to get ahead.” Although the U.S. diplomatic mission in Nuuk operated out of the small red cabin that served as the consulate, the American government was preparing to move it to a thirty-thousand-square-foot office space in one of Nuuk’s largest buildings, right in the center of town. “The new consulate could hold three hundred” staffers, Kaarsbo said. “What the fuck is that all about? In a community of fifty-seven thousand people, there should be a maximum of ten.”

卡尔斯博——他曾在伊拉克和阿富汗与美国人并肩工作十五年——对职业间谍并不太担心。大多数格陵兰的政治讨论发生在脸书上,在小群体之间,人们用格陵兰语书写,彼此知道家庭和名字;当2025年春天,一个新的脸书账户出现并开始就格陵兰人对美国的看法进行民意调查时,当地人立刻认出这可能是一次影响力行动。“政府可能会对普通工作人员施加压力,但我猜想他们中的很多人会尽量把工作做到最低限度,”卡尔斯博告诉我。“有些人会直接辞职。问题是,他们会找到一些为了往上爬什么都肯做的白痴。”尽管美国在努克的外交使团在作为领事馆的那个红色小木屋里运作,但美国政府正准备将其迁至努克最大建筑之一的一个三万平方英尺的办公空间,就在镇中心。“新领事馆可以容纳三百名”工作人员,卡尔斯博说。“这他妈的是怎么回事?在一个五万七千人的社区里,最多应该只有十个人。”

Last spring, Hegseth was asked in a congressional hearing whether the Department of Defense had a plan “to take Greenland and Panama by force, if necessary.”

去年春天,赫格塞斯在国会听证会上被问及,国防部是否有计划“必要时以武力夺取格陵兰和巴拿马”。

“Our job at the Defense Department is to have plans for any particular contingency,” Hegseth replied.

“我们国防部的工作就是为任何特定的突发事件制定计划,”赫格塞斯回答说。

“Including the contingency of basically invading Denmark?”

“包括基本上入侵丹麦的突发事件?”

“Any contingency you need, we’ve got it.”

“你需要任何突发事件,我们都有。”

To Kaarsbo, the absurdity was partly reassuring. “People just think, Oh, they’ll take it over, there’s nothing we can do,” he said. “But I think it’s unlikely that the Trump Administration could carry out a large plan for an amphibious assault without it getting leaked,” and thus becoming a catastrophic political scandal in the United States before the first ships reached Nuuk. Instead, Kaarsbo worried about a “quick-and-dirty takeover,” as he put it—“the 2 A.M. version, where a couple of planes with a flight plan that says ‘Pituffik’ suddenly veer toward Nuuk. A couple of hundred Special Forces take over the capital, take over the airport, take over parliament, and so on.” But such a scenario is not impossible to deter. “If we get a small European force up there under the pretext of military exercises—and say to Trump, ‘You’re right, we should take Arctic security very seriously, and so we’ve decided to start these exercises to deter China and Russia’—then, suddenly, the quick-and-dirty annexation is not so easy.”

对卡尔斯博来说,这种荒谬性部分地令人安心。“人们只是认为,哦,他们会接管它,我们无能为力,”他说。“但我认为,特朗普政府不太可能在不泄露的情况下执行大规模的两栖攻击计划,”从而在第一艘船抵达努克之前,就在美国国内酿成一场灾难性的政治丑闻。相反,卡尔斯博担心的是“快速而肮脏的接管”,正如他所说——“凌晨两点的版本,几架飞行计划写着‘皮图菲克’的飞机突然转向努克。几百名特种部队占领首都,占领机场,占领议会,等等。”但这种情况并非不可能威慑。“如果我们以军事演习为借口,派一支小规模的欧洲部队上去——并对特朗普说,‘你是对的,我们应该非常认真地对待北极安全,所以我们决定开始这些演习,以威慑中国和俄罗斯’——那么,突然之间,快速而肮脏的吞并就没那么容易了。”

It was against this backdrop that Drew Horn returned to Nuuk to visit a mining prospect in southern Greenland called Tanbreez. “As the only shovel ready rare earth project in Greenland, Tanbreez represents a game-changing opportunity for both the Greenlandic economy and the critical minerals supply chain in North America and Europe,” he said, in a press release. But the story didn’t quite add up. Horn named Naaja Nathanielsen, then Greenland’s mining minister, as one of his recent points of contact—but she insists that they have never spoken.

正是在这种背景下,德鲁·霍恩返回努克,参观格陵兰南部一个名为坦布里兹的采矿项目。“作为格陵兰唯一一个准备就绪的稀土项目,坦布里兹对格陵兰经济以及北美和欧洲的关键矿产供应链来说,都是一个改变游戏规则的机会,”他在一份新闻稿中说。但这个故事不太说得通。霍恩将时任格陵兰矿业部长的娜娅·纳坦尼尔森列为他最近的联络人之一——但她坚称他们从未交谈过。

“Drew Horn came into our office and said that he was representing the Tanbreez mine,” the senior Greenlandic official told me. But, since Horn’s name wasn’t on the license, the official called the mine’s owner at the time, an Australian named Greg Barnes. “And Greg Barnes said, ‘No, he’s got nothing to do with us,’ ” the official recalled.

“德鲁·霍恩来到我们办公室,说他代表坦布里兹矿,”那位格陵兰高级官员告诉我。但是,由于霍恩的名字不在许可证上,这位官员打电话给该矿当时的所有者,一个名叫格雷格·巴恩斯的澳大利亚人。“格雷格·巴恩斯说,‘不,他和我们没有任何关系,’”这位官员回忆道。

Horn has visited Greenland four times since Trump’s second Inauguration. In some ways, he appears highly connected; his former business partner and chief geologist is now the director of the U.S. Geological Survey. But in Nuuk his self-presentation frequently collided with reality. “He said that he was representing all kinds of people and organizations,” the senior Greenlandic official told me. “We called the U.S. State Department and said, ‘We’ve had this guy fooling around here in Greenland, saying this and that,’ and they said that they had nothing to do with him.”

自特朗普第二次就职以来,霍恩已四次访问格陵兰。在某些方面,他似乎人脉极广;他的前商业伙伴兼首席地质学家现在是美国地质调查局的局长。但在努克,他的自我展示经常与现实发生冲突。“他说他代表各种各样的人和组织,”那位格陵兰高级官员告诉我。“我们打电话给美国国务院说,‘我们这里有个家伙在格陵兰瞎混,说这说那,’他们说他们和他没有任何关系。”
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Horn told Markus Valentin, a Danish reporter at the Greenlandic public broadcaster, that he and his colleagues in the private sector wanted to invest ten billion dollars in Greenlandic businesses “as soon as possible.” Reuters recently reported that, while pitching a prominent Greenlandic businessman on investment, Horn repeatedly paused “to respond to e-mails he said were from Secretary of State Marco Rubio and Commerce Secretary Lutnick.” Horn denies this, though it’s unclear whether he was inflating his connections to impress the Greenlandic businessman or is now downplaying them to protect senior White House officials. He told me and other journalists that, after each trip, he briefed members of the Administration on what he’d found.

霍恩告诉格陵兰公共广播公司的丹麦记者马库斯·瓦伦丁,他和他在私营部门的同事们希望“尽快”向格陵兰企业投资一百亿美元。路透社最近报道,在向一位著名的格陵兰商人推销投资时,霍恩多次暂停,“回复他声称是来自国务卿马可·卢比奥和商务部长卢特尼克的邮件。”霍恩否认了这一点,尽管不清楚他当时是在夸大自己的人脉以打动那位格陵兰商人,还是现在在淡化这些人脉以保护白宫高级官员。他告诉我和其他记者,每次行程结束后,他都会向政府成员汇报他的发现。

Greenlandic mining concessions are open to international investment; there is no need to annex the island to pursue its natural resources. The problem is that the costs of logistics, infrastructure, poor weather, and bureaucracy, in this remote Arctic environment, exceed the value of whatever can be pulled from the ground. “We have looked at Greenland—we have been exploring it for fifteen years,” a mining executive told CNBC last year. “We have never been able to come up with a profitable project.”

格陵兰的采矿特许权对国际投资开放;没有必要为了追求其自然资源而吞并该岛。问题在于,在这个偏远的北极环境中,物流、基础设施、恶劣天气和官僚体制的成本,超过了从地下能挖出的任何东西的价值。“我们考察过格陵兰——我们已经在那里勘探了十五年,”一位矿业高管去年告诉CNBC。“我们从未能找到一个有利可图的项目。”

I asked Horn whether the Trump Administration sees Greenland’s rare-earth sites like the Russians see their two coal-mining towns in Svalbard: something to maintain at a perpetual loss—the cost of strategic presence. Each unprofitable Greenlandic mining concession that is bought up by an American entity is one that is no longer susceptible to such an investment by the Chinese. “No, they’re looking to turn a profit,” Horn said. But, in a recent podcast interview, he acknowledged that the United States has more rare-earth minerals than it could ever need. “We’ve just tied our hands to permitting,” he said. If the United States simply extracted and processed the contents of its own deposits, he added, “we could be, like, a net exporter for forever.”

我问霍恩,特朗普政府是否像俄罗斯看待其在斯瓦尔巴群岛的两个煤矿城镇那样看待格陵兰的稀土矿址:一种可以永久亏损维持的东西——战略存在的代价。每一个被美国实体买下的无利可图的格陵兰采矿特许权,都是一个不再容易被中国此类投资所获得的特许权。“不,他们是想盈利的,”霍恩说。但是,在最近的一次播客采访中,他承认美国拥有的稀土矿物超过了它可能需要的数量。“我们只是被许可审批束缚了手脚,”他说。如果美国只是开采和加工自己矿藏中的东西,他补充说,“我们可能永远都是净出口国。”

At around 1 A.M. on January 3, 2026, Chinook helicopters and pilots from the Special Operations aviation regiment that Tom Dans had tried to deploy to Greenland flew Delta Force soldiers into Caracas and kidnapped the Venezuelan President. “He got bum-rushed so fast,” Trump, who’d watched the raid from Mar-a-Lago, said. He added that the U.S. would now “run the country” and take its oil. “We’re going to be taking out a tremendous amount of wealth out of the ground,” he said. “American dominance in the Western Hemisphere will never be questioned again.” Hours after the strike, Katie Miller—a former White House official who is married to Stephen Miller, Trump’s homeland-security adviser—posted to X a map of Greenland overlaid with the American flag, with a one-word caption: “SOON.”

2026年1月3日凌晨1点左右,汤姆·丹斯曾试图部署到格陵兰的特种作战航空团的支奴干直升机和飞行员,载着三角洲部队士兵飞入加拉加斯,绑架了委内瑞拉总统。“他被突袭得如此之快,”在海湖庄园观看了突袭行动的特朗普说。他补充说,美国现在将“管理这个国家”并拿走它的石油。“我们将从地下开采出巨量的财富,”他说。“美国在西半球的主导地位将永远不会再受到质疑。”袭击发生几小时后,前白宫官员、特朗普国土安全顾问斯蒂芬·米勒的妻子凯蒂·米勒在X平台上发布了一张覆盖着美国国旗的格陵兰地图,配文只有一个词:“很快。”

“We do need Greenland, absolutely,” Trump said the next day. He and his acolytes were practically giddy from the success of the Caracas raid, and started listing other places they’d like to invade: Cuba, Colombia, Iran. “By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland?” Stephen Miller asked on CNN. “Nobody’s going to fight the United States militarily over the future of Greenland.”

“我们确实需要格陵兰,绝对的,”特朗普第二天说。他和他的追随者们几乎因加拉加斯突袭的成功而得意忘形,开始列出他们想要入侵的其他地方:古巴、哥伦比亚、伊朗。“丹麦凭什么权利主张对格陵兰的控制?”斯蒂芬·米勒在CNN上问道。“没有人会为了格陵兰的未来与美国开战。”

In the following days, Denmark and seven other European nations deployed troops to Greenland. The Danes carried live ammunition and explosives, and prepared to blow up Greenland’s runways to slow any possible invasion. They also carried fresh blood packs, in case of casualties, and were operating under standing orders to shoot at any invading forces. There was no concrete evidence of a planned U.S. attack, or any expectation that Denmark and its allies could fend one off for very long. The idea, as one European source involved with the planning told me, was merely “to raise the cost.”

在接下来的几天里,丹麦和其他七个欧洲国家向格陵兰部署了军队。丹麦人携带了实弹和炸药,准备炸毁格陵兰的跑道以延缓任何可能的入侵。他们还携带了新鲜的血包,以防出现伤亡,并根据现行命令,可以向任何入侵部队开火。没有具体证据表明美国计划发动攻击,也没有人期望丹麦及其盟友能长时间抵挡住攻击。正如一位参与规划的欧洲消息人士告诉我的那样,这个想法仅仅是“提高成本”。

Greenlanders were terrified; some have since moved to Denmark. The Greenlandic government scrambled to reassure locals, informing them that Danish and other European troops would now be a permanent fixture on the island. “If we have to choose between the United States and Denmark, here and now, we choose Denmark,” the Greenlandic Prime Minister, Jens-Frederik Nielsen, said. “We choose NATO. We choose the Kingdom of Denmark. We choose the E.U.”

格陵兰人吓坏了;有些人已经搬到了丹麦。格陵兰政府急忙安抚当地居民,告知他们丹麦和其他欧洲军队现在将成为岛上的常驻力量。“如果我们必须在此时此地在美国和丹麦之间做出选择,我们选择丹麦,”格陵兰总理延斯-弗雷德里克·尼尔森说。“我们选择北约。我们选择丹麦王国。我们选择欧盟。”

Later that day, Trump was asked about Nielsen’s remarks. “I don’t know who he is,” Trump said. “Don’t know anything about him. But that’s going to be a big problem for him.”

当天晚些时候,特朗普被问及尼尔森的言论。“我不知道他是谁,”特朗普说。“对他一无所知。但这对他来说将是个大问题。”

Trump understood the message of force, however. He announced that every European nation that had deployed troops to Greenland would face new ten-per-cent tariffs—and that the tariffs would rise to twenty-five per cent on June 1st if the United States had not reached a deal “for the Complete and Total purchase of Greenland” by that date. “It is time for Denmark to give back,” he posted on Truth Social. “World Peace is at stake!”

然而,特朗普理解了武力的信息。他宣布,每一个向格陵兰部署了军队的欧洲国家都将面临新的百分之十的关税——并且,如果美国在6月1日之前未能达成“完全彻底购买格陵兰”的协议,关税将升至百分之二十五。“丹麦该归还了,”他在真相社交上发帖说。“世界和平危在旦夕!”

Four days later, at the World Economic Forum, in Davos, Switzerland, Mark Rutte, a Dutch politician who serves as the secretary-general of NATO, spoke to Trump and defused the situation. Trump claimed that they had reached a “framework of a future deal.” Greenlandic and Danish politicians noted that Rutte has no authority to negotiate on their behalf. But, whatever Rutte said to Trump, the President dropped the tariffs and the threatening rhetoric, for the time being, and then tied up the U.S. military by going to war with Iran.

四天后,在瑞士达沃斯的世界经济论坛上,担任北约秘书长的荷兰政治家马克·吕特与特朗普交谈,缓和了局势。特朗普声称他们达成了一个“未来协议的框架”。格陵兰和丹麦政治家指出,吕特无权代表他们进行谈判。但是,无论吕特对特朗普说了什么,总统暂时取消了关税和威胁性言论,然后通过对伊朗开战,让美军陷入了另一场冲突。

“Greenland is behind us,” Senator Lindsey Graham said, at the Munich Security Conference, in mid-February. “Who gives a shit who owns Greenland? I don’t. So, the point is, Greenland is going to be more fortified, because Donald Trump—once he feels like it’s his brand, or he has some buy-in—is going to go big.” The next day, in a bizarre closed-door meeting with the Danish and Greenlandic premiers, Graham addressed Mette Frederiksen, Denmark’s Prime Minister, as “little lady,” and loudly yawned in Nielsen’s face.

“格陵兰已经过去了,”参议员林赛·格雷厄姆在2月中旬的慕尼黑安全会议上说。“谁他妈在乎谁拥有格陵兰?我不在乎。所以,重点是,格陵兰将得到更多的防御,因为唐纳德·特朗普——一旦他觉得这是他的品牌,或者他有某种参与感——就会大干一场。”第二天,在与丹麦和格陵兰总理举行的一次奇怪的闭门会议上,格雷厄姆称丹麦首相梅特·弗雷泽里克森为“小女士”,并对着尼尔森的脸大声打哈欠。

Chris Cox, the founder of Bikers for Trump, has not returned to Greenland since his visit last March. But he has made a couple of appearances as a Greenland expert on One America News Network, where he spews inaccurate anti-Danish propaganda and has been falsely presented to viewers as having lived in Nuuk for most of last year.

“骑手挺川”的创始人克里斯·考克斯自去年三月访问后就没有再回过格陵兰。但他作为格陵兰专家在“一个美国新闻网”上露过几次面,在那里他散布不准确的反丹麦宣传,并被虚假地介绍给观众,称他去年大部分时间都住在努克。

Drew Horn returned to Greenland in February—just after the talk of invasion died down. He appears to have shelved his interest in mining there, and is now hoping to build a large data center in the sparsely populated settlement of Kangerlussuaq, where there is a Danish military station and the longest commercial runway in Greenland.

德鲁·霍恩于2月返回格陵兰——就在入侵言论平息之后。他似乎已经搁置了在那里采矿的兴趣,现在希望在人烟稀少的康克鲁斯瓦格定居点建造一个大型数据中心,那里有一个丹麦军事基地和格陵兰最长的商业跑道。

Tom Dans was appointed by Trump as the chair of the United States Arctic Research Commission in December. When I met him for lunch in Washington, earlier this year, he declined to speak further on the record, except to articulate a narrow, symbiotic vision for the future: “My view is that the United States could take all the seafood Greenland could produce, and cut out the middleman, and keep it from China—and you could bring back all-you-can-eat shrimp at Red Lobster.”

汤姆·丹斯于12月被特朗普任命为美国北极研究委员会主席。今年早些时候,当我在华盛顿与他共进午餐时,他拒绝进一步公开发表评论,只是阐述了一个狭隘的、共生的未来愿景:“我的看法是,美国可以拿走格陵兰能生产的所有海产品,省去中间商,不让它流向中国——你就能让红龙虾餐厅恢复无限量供应的虾。”

Jørgen Boassen joined us a few minutes later. He had left Greenland for the U.S. last fall, his life style funded by anonymous American benefactors. When I was in Nuuk, I was told by several people that Boassen was known for groping women and getting into drunken fights. (Boassen denies any such acts.) He has been banned from several venues, including a swimming pool, a martial-arts club, and the hotel where he’d brought Don, Jr. “I am the last revolutionary fighter,” Boassen told me. While Danish troops were preparing to defend Greenland, he attended a gathering at the Kennedy Center, at which Andy Ogles and other Republican lawmakers sliced into a Greenland-shaped cake.

几分钟后,约尔根·博阿森加入了我们。他去年秋天离开格陵兰来到美国,其生活方式由匿名的美国资助者提供资金。我在努克时,有几个人告诉我,博阿森以猥亵女性和酒后斗殴而闻名。(博阿森否认任何此类行为。)他已被多个场所禁止入内,包括一个游泳池、一个武术俱乐部和他曾带小唐纳德去过的那家酒店。“我是最后的革命战士,”博阿森告诉我。当丹麦军队准备保卫格陵兰时,他参加了在肯尼迪中心举行的一场聚会,安迪·奥格尔斯和其他共和党议员在那里切开了一个格陵兰形状的蛋糕。

In Washington, the Danish and Greenlandic governments are quietly engaged in a process of negotiation with the White House. The U.S. plans to reopen some of its long-abandoned bases in Greenland—an outcome that would have been welcomed by both Greenland and Denmark until recently, and that could have been achieved under the existing 1951 treaty. But there are new points of contention. According to the Times, the Americans want veto power over foreign investment interest in Greenland. Another disagreement appears to be over the matter of territorial sovereignty. “We can’t be constrained by notions of leasing bases and that sort of thing,” Robert O’Brien, the former national-security adviser, told me. “We can’t have a situation like we’ve seen during this Iran operation, where certain governments aren’t giving permission to use bases. We can’t have that in Greenland. It’s just too essential to the defense of the homeland.”

在华盛顿,丹麦和格陵兰政府正悄悄地与白宫进行谈判。美国计划重新开放其在格陵兰一些长期废弃的基地——这个结果直到最近都会受到格陵兰和丹麦的欢迎,并且本可以根据现有的1951年条约实现。但出现了新的争议点。据《纽约时报》报道,美国人希望对格陵兰的外国投资利益拥有否决权。另一个分歧似乎在于领土主权问题。“我们不能被租赁基地之类的观念所束缚,”前国家安全顾问罗伯特·奥布莱恩告诉我。“我们不能出现像这次伊朗行动中看到的那种情况,某些政府不允许使用基地。我们不能在格陵兰有这种情况。它对本土防御实在太重要了。”

I pointed out that no one in Greenland owns land: individuals merely apply for permission to build homes and businesses. If the United States took sovereignty over its bases, its military would be the only entity that owns land in the country, a matter that Jens-Frederik Nielsen has called a red line. “To give up territory, to give up self-determination, to give up the right to one’s own land—whether it is only the size of a postage stamp or more—we cannot do that,” Nielsen said. “We will not do that.”

我指出,在格陵兰没有人拥有土地:个人只是申请许可来建造房屋和企业。如果美国取得其基地的主权,其军队将成为该国唯一拥有土地的实体,延斯-弗雷德里克·尼尔森称这是一个红线。“放弃领土,放弃自决权,放弃对自己土地的权利——无论它只有邮票大小还是更大——我们不能那样做,”尼尔森说。“我们不会那样做。”

But O’Brien, like his former boss, was unconcerned by the opinions of the people who live in Greenland. “They may understand the cycle of life better,” he told me. “But the lawyers will work out how the territory gets titled.”

但奥布莱恩,像他的前老板一样,并不关心格陵兰居民的意见。“他们可能更了解生命的循环,”他告诉我。“但律师们会解决领土如何确权的问题。”

In February, Boassen travelled to Louisiana, where he was hosted by the governor, Jeff Landry, whom Trump had recently named on Truth Social as his special envoy to Greenland. (Landry’s appointment came as a surprise to Denmark, Greenland, and the State Department, and circumvented congressional confirmation requirements.) At dinner, Boassen complained to Landry about the state of the Greenlandic health-care system. “It is a death sentence to get sick in Greenland,” he said.

2月,博阿森前往路易斯安那州,受到州长杰夫·兰德里的接待,特朗普最近在真相社交上任命兰德里为他的格陵兰德使。(兰德里的任命让丹麦、格陵兰和国务院都感到意外,并且绕过了国会确认程序。)晚餐时,博阿森向兰德里抱怨格陵兰的医疗保健系统状况。“在格陵兰生病就是被判了死刑,”他说。

In the following days, Landry dined with Trump, who took to Truth Social to announce that he was sending “a great hospital boat to Greenland to take care of the many people who are sick, and not being taken care of there.” The post was accompanied by an illustration of a U.S. Navy hospital ship, the Mercy. “It’s on the way!!!”

在接下来的几天里,兰德里与特朗普共进晚餐,特朗普在真相社交上宣布,他将派遣“一艘伟大的医疗船去格陵兰,照顾那里许多生病且得不到照顾的人。”帖子附有一张美国海军医疗船“仁慈号”的插图。“它正在路上!!!”

Danish and Greenlandic officials quickly rejected the offer. “We have a public health-care system where treatment is free for citizens,” Nielsen said. “Please talk to us instead of just making more or less random statements on social media.”

丹麦和格陵兰官员迅速拒绝了这一提议。“我们有一个公共医疗系统,公民可以免费接受治疗,”尼尔森说。“请与我们对话,而不是在社交媒体上发表或多或少随意的声明。”

Landry was incensed. “Shame on Prime Minister Jens-Frederik Nielsen!” he wrote on X. “President @realDonaldTrump and America care.” But the Navy didn’t deploy the Mercy; the ship was undergoing scheduled maintenance, alongside the Navy’s only other hospital ship, at an Alabama shipyard.

兰德里被激怒了。“为总理延斯-弗雷德里克·尼尔森感到羞耻!”他在X平台上写道。“总统@realDonaldTrump和美国在乎。”但海军没有部署“仁慈号”;这艘船正在阿拉巴马州的一个造船厂进行定期维护,海军仅有的另一艘医疗船也在那里。

Last month, Landry showed up at a business conference in Nuuk. Upon his arrival, he shared with reporters his instructions from the President: “He said, ‘Go over there and make a bunch of friends—as many friends as we can.’ ” He also brought along a doctor who claimed to have come to “assess the medical needs” in Greenland—though this doctor had not reached out to the health ministry.

上个月,兰德里出现在努克的一个商业会议上。抵达后,他向记者分享了总统给他的指示:“他说,‘去那里交一大群朋友——尽可能多的朋友。’”他还带来了一位医生,声称是来“评估格陵兰的医疗需求”的——尽管这位医生并未联系过卫生部。

For the next three days, Landry wandered around Nuuk, with Boassen as his fixer, and tried to hand out MAGA hats. “If you come to Louisiana and you come to the governor’s mansion? All the chocolate-chip cookies you could eat,” he told a group of boys. Another boy apparently asked if Landry was famous.

在接下来的三天里,兰德里在努克四处走动,博阿森充当他的中间人,试图分发“让美国再次伟大”的帽子。“如果你来路易斯安那州,来州长官邸?巧克力曲奇饼干管够,”他对一群男孩说。另一个男孩显然问兰德里是不是名人。

“I don’t know if he’s famous, but he’s the governor of Louisiana,” Landry’s wife, Sharon, said.

“我不知道他是不是名人,但他是路易斯安那州的州长,”兰德里的妻子莎伦说。

“Do you want to take a picture?” Landry asked.

“你想拍张照吗?”兰德里问。

“No,” the boy replied.

“不,”男孩回答。

Landry abandoned the business conference within half an hour of its start. “We have our red lines,” Nielsen, who looked exhausted, told the Danish national broadcaster. “No matter how many chocolate cookies we get, we are not going to change them.”

兰德里在会议开始后不到半小时就离开了。“我们有我们的红线,”看起来筋疲力尽的尼尔森对丹麦国家广播公司说。“无论我们得到多少巧克力曲奇,我们都不会改变它们。”

The day after Landry left Greenland, the new U.S. consulate opened in the center of Nuuk. American officials and businessmen ate musk-ox hot dogs and discussed their ambitions for Greenland’s future. Hundreds of Greenlanders protested outside.

兰德里离开格陵兰的第二天,新的美国领事馆在努克市中心开放。美国官员和商人吃着麝牛热狗,讨论着他们对格陵兰未来的雄心。数百名格陵兰人在外面抗议。

Rasmus Jarlov, whose term in parliament had just ended, called for the consulate to be shut down immediately. “It is utterly insane that we allow their presence,” he wrote on X. “The new, very large American consulate in Nuuk has one clear mission and task, and that is to pave the way for an American takeover.” The policy of treating the United States as the ally it once was has merely paved the way for more subversion. “The only thing that has worked,” Jarlov emphasized, “was when we, along with our allies, made it clear that we would rather go to war with the United States than let them have Greenland.” ♦

刚刚结束议会任期的拉斯穆斯·雅洛夫呼吁立即关闭该领事馆。“我们允许他们的存在,这简直是疯了,”他在X平台上写道。“美国在努克的新的大型领事馆有一个明确的使命和任务,那就是为美国接管铺平道路。”将美国视为昔日盟友的政策,仅仅为更多的颠覆铺平了道路。“唯一有效的方法,”雅洛夫强调,“就是当我们和我们的盟友明确表示,我们宁愿与美国开战,也不愿让他们得到格陵兰的时候。” ♦

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