“I Turned $10 Into $1,000,000 in One Week—Here’s How!”

I very slowly added five zeroes and two commas.

She Rubbed an Onion on Her Face Every Morning—the Results Changed Her Life

Nobody wanted to hang out with her.

See What These Celebrities Looked Like WAY Before They Were Famous

[Photos of zygotes]

The One Text That Will Make Your Ex Come Crawling Back to You

“I bet that you can’t fit under this table.”

This Woman Found a Wedding Ring in a Restaurant—What She Did Next Left Everyone Speechless

She gave them laryngitis.

What Is This Child Star Doing Now? The Answer Will Blow Your Mind!

She’s a completely normal and well-adjusted adjunct professor who spends every Thanksgiving with her extended family and just ran a half-marathon.

Some of the Sheets Celebrities Sleep on Will Shock You

Especially if there’s a lot of static electricity in the air.

They Laughed When She Sat Down at the Piano—But Then She Started to Play

And they continued laughing.

This Incredible “Four Cs” Diet Will Boost Your Energy and Drop Your Weight

It’s coffee, cigarettes, and crack cocaine.

These Celebrities Are So Hot, It’s Driving Everyone Mad!

Somebody please let them out of the sweat lodge.

When You See a Photo of This Dog, Your World View Will Be Changed Completely

[Photo of a dog sitting on a Dymaxion map of Earth]

This Common Kitchen Ingredient Could Save Your Life

It’s a glass of water.

The Homes of These Former Celebrities Will Make You Really, Really Sad

Because they’re still way nicer than where you live.

These Simple Hacks Will Solve All Your Character Flaws

[List of screenwriters from the “Fast & Furious” movies]

Slideshow of the Most Famous Actors Currently in the Closet

They’re picking out their clothes for the day.

Use This Calculator to Figure Out When You’ll Be Able to Retire

Never.

Check Out This Famous, Hot Singer Blowing This Famous, Hot Football Player

… a kiss.

Newly Discovered Medieval Document Reveals Secret to Losing Ten Pounds in One Day

Have a barber chop off your arm.

Where Does Your Home Town Rank Among America’s Worst Places?

As compiled by Gnostics, who consider the material world to be a fundamentally terrible place.

You’ve Never Seen Anything Like These Photos of Celebrities Screwing

Habitat for Humanity is grateful to their famous volunteers.

100 Can’t-Miss Movies Streaming Right Now on Netflix (Slideshow)

Which will consume any time or desire you had to actually watch one of them.

The Secret About Your Savings That Banks Don’t Want You to Know

Wealth is theft.

Sure, That Happened, But Nobody Could’ve Predicted THIS Happening

You clicking on this link, thinking that it was going to lead to something interesting. ♦